The Gwampy Thread

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i am the center of my own universe.

[reyler]

You distort gravity that much, eh?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'm pretty dense.

[reyler]

I shalln't endeavor to dispute your argument.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's self evident. no point.

[GrandpaG]

My sense of humor grew out of the late sixties and seventies...nothing wrong with that picture.

 

 

* creates an "artificial fart under the arm" several times in rapid succession *

 

 

* digs through the closet to find his high heeled disco shoes *

 

 

* points to all of his previous posts where he attempted humor *

 

 

* ponders *

 

 

UUUUUuuuhhhmnmm.

 

Never mind.

 

 

 

 

If I do say so myself, today's installment in RICH MAN/POOR MAN was above average.

 

 

 

 

I have the day off work and wifey is with the daughter peddling crap valuable hand made goods at a local craft show...they'll be there ALL DAY!!! Got up late. Walked a mile and a half on the treadmill. Ate way too many leftovers while watching what I wanted to watch in the living room (on the new carpet that had to be down before Thanksgiving). Took a nice long nap. Got a shower and brushed my teeth but didn't have to shave. Been online for WAY too long! Think I'll crank up the amp and do some really loud jamming with the Eagles when I'm done here. Didn't spend a nickel on Black Friday crap super special sale items. Some days in the real world are almost tolerable.

[reyler]

*stuffs Gwampy into the vacuum bag*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i haven't spent one there in a long time.

[GrandpaG]

* mumbles through the skin of the vacuum bag *

 

Playtime is over!

 

They either didn't sell anything or sold out!

 

The cat's not away, so I don't get to play!

 

No Eagles today!

 

Happy Black Friday!

 

Love,

Gramps

[reyler]

Looking forward to Mauve Wednesday?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i like maundy thursday

[reyler]

*gives cindy mange*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*protects self with shrove from tuesday*

[reyler]

A SHRUBBERY *cuts cindy down with a herring*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*is eaten by cats*

[reyler]

It was only inevitable.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they would probably want someone to cut me up for them first. but i'm sure you'd oblige.

[reyler]

*runs you through the woodchipper*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i've seen this one before

[reyler]

Not like I've never reused material.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

everybody does. nothing new under the sun. i reuse that alot.

[reyler]

Yes, and the last time it led into me discussing solarsynchronous orbital positioning.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yes it did.

[bad company]

Which has nothing to do with sharp implements

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

woodchippers are fairly sharp.