The Gwampy Thread

[Naked~Frog]

They look like potatoes.

[reyler]

And you look like roadkill *drives over your head a few times to make certainly certain*

[Naked~Frog]

Well now that was just unnecessary my features were already remarkably pug-like. I guess now I shall be rug-like.

[reyler]

It may have been unnecessary, but it shore were enjoyabiggle.

[Naked~Frog]

Well that's good then. I'd hate to think my head was smashed without bringing joy and wonder to the others around me

[GrandpaG]

* wonders why NF has siggy censored if she is streaking *

 

Streakers WANT to be seen!

 

Maybe is has something to do with frog anatomy being different?

 

 

* realizes that he is being rude since they have not been properly introduced *

 

Hi, frog person! I'm First Fool around these parts because I have a birthday coming up Friday.

 

Nice to meet you!

 

Welcome to Fiddlesticks! Spam on!

 

What's with the censored body parts?

 

* tries to imagine his way past the censors *

[GrandpaG]

* wonders if the frog lady speaks like they do in Da U.P., eh? *

[reyler]

Gwampy the poor child is underage, she isn't allowed to be seen naked on the interwebs, it's illegal.

[bad company]

Legality hardly stops anything, they always find ways to get out

[reyler]

Do you want Gwampus making an appearance on "To Catch A Predator"?

[bad company]

Depends if he is dressed nicely, jokes!

[reyler]

*drops badwarsh down the trap door into the spider pit*

[bad company]

*makes friends with spiders and gives them a birthday gift*

[GrandpaG]

Gwampy the poor child is underage, she isn't allowed to be seen naked on the interwebs, it's illegal.

 

 

 

OOOPPsss.

 

Sorry.

 

 

I didn't know.

[GrandpaG]

* wonders if the frog lady speaks like they do in Da U.P., eh? *

 

 

It's OK to inquire about funny accents, right?

[bad company]

Only if they actually are funny

[Naked~Frog]

I find everything funny. Including this:

 

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/23574/miley-cyrus-to-do-playboy/

[bad company]

Yes she aint so clean cut now

[GrandpaG]

* didn't click the link because of dial-up connection *

[GrandpaG]

* clicks link to avoid being killed by curiosity *

* waits *

* waits *

* waits some more *

* is shocked *

 

HANNA MONTANA!!!

 

GONE NAUGHTY!!!

 

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

[Naked~Frog]

I don't know but the vast majority of her fan base is like 8 year old little girls who want to be just like her... :(

[reyler]

And it was the same way with Britney Spears a decade ago. I wouldn't worry too much about who a kid likes when they're young; they won't likely be patterning themselves after them when they're older, because things they liked as kids aren't adult no matter how naked they get.

[Naked~Frog]

That's true

[Naked~Frog]

The above comment was created for the anger of Reyler. No others are allowed to insult it until she is ready.

[reyler]

I'm reyler. I don't know who Reyler is.