The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

"Blub."

"Blub."

"Blub."

 

* sinks toward Davy Jones' locker *

* ponders *

 

"Might have been easier to just describe the silly dance."

[Locke]

But then you wouldn't get to chat with Dave

[bad company]

He still have that rediculous beard

[reyler]

ALL THE MONKEES HAD LOCKERS

[GrandpaG]

"Davy Jones."

"Monkee."

"Locker."

 

* ponders *

* it sinks in *

 

"AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHAHHAHHHHHAAA!!!"

 

* laughs out loud *

 

"Now I get it!".

[reyler]

It's from this, starting at 2:02

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c_CYAPxpqU

[GrandpaG]

Looks inviting, but I'm still surviving with free dial up.

[Locke]

I'm surviving on the dew of my laptop.

[GrandpaG]

* waits patiently for the next available posting page *

* and waits *

* and waits *

 

Yes, I could pay for the internet like everyone else, but why?

 

* posts for free *

[bad company]

Gotta love rocko's. Look into my nipples of the future

[GrandpaG]

* does the Gwampy dance again *

[bad company]

You seem a fan of the dance

[reyler]

I don't expect he can do a proper Cheever dance, thus: apathy.

[bad company]

Or the morris dance

[GoodGrief]

Or the Dark Morris, which is like regular Morris dancing but creepy, if no less flaily.

[reyler]

Griefy! You're from Oztrlya! Would you help me convince this poor beleaguered youth that such a place doesn't actually exist?

[bad company]

Well I'm sure all maps in America show America and then nothing with the words dragons live here

[reyler]

Actually I think the maps say "here there be Muslims and Mexicans" along with lightning bolts and angry emoticons. Amerika, wotcher gonna do.

[Locke]

Where be these places? *his map has The Shire and Gondor but no America*

[reyler]

Yeah but your map also has Mordor, that's almost as bad.

[bad company]

But in mordor they don't have fast food

[reyler]

They've got orcs, they eat other, they're fast, what more do you need?

[bad company]

Irratable customers complaining

[GrandpaG]

* can feel the "butts" thread overtaking *

 

 

Yup.

Won't be long.

Her majesty's thread will pass this one.

 

 

* considers that each of those lines could have been a single post *

* or each word, for that matter *

* reconsiders *

 

Nope.

What will be will be.

 

* nods *

* accepts the will of the pattern gracefully *

[GrandpaG]

* double posts *

 

Maybe I shouldn't have taken that six months off.

I wonder if Red will show up to save the day?

Probably not.

He's probably a responsible daddy by now.