The Gwampy Thread

[DPR]

*I lick all of you in the places where you least wish*

[reyler]

You also need to spam more, Wes, you midgetous bastich!

[GrandpaG]

Learned a couple more new words from her majesty today...now the trick will be to REMEMBER them!

[reyler]

Bastich is only a word according to Lobo.

[Locke]

All a word needs to be a word is meaning.

[reyler]

And a well-placed bribe with Merriam-Webster.

[Talmanes]

Or James Earl Jones.

[reyler]

Just because he can make it sound authentic, doesn't mean he has any actual authority on the matter.

[Locke]

....What's Merriam-Webster's number?....

[reyler]

2,637,598

 

Now serving: 37

[Locke]

*calls*

 

Hello, I'd like to bribe a word into your dictionary.

 

...

 

What, you say you're a terrorist organization bent on burning America on a stake?...Wouldn't it be kinda difficult to burn a country on a stake?

 

...

 

*hangs up*

 

I never knew Merriam-Webster doubled as an online steak store.

[reyler]

Ick, stop teasing the phone sex operators, they have work to do.

[GrandpaG]

"Another Saturday night spent sitting at home. Oh, well. Guess I'll go play my game."

 

* thinks about how pathetic that sounds *

* remembers when Saturday was special *

* wonders if kids nowadays look forward to Saturday night *

[reyler]

You see, Ick? Gwampy is about to keep the phone sex operators very busy.

[Locke]

Not really.

[reyler]

Boring! *runs Ick through the grain thresher*

[Locke]

Fun! With a side of "Ow!". *eats lots and lots of peanut butter*

[reyler]

*has mixed glue into the peanut butter*

[GrandpaG]

* does the Gwampy dance *

[reyler]

I wonder what that looks like. Ridiculous, I expect. You should post a video of it to Youtube so that we may mock you proper-like.

[Locke]

Why do we need knowledge of the situation to mock him properly? Isn't this the United Stadium?

[bad company]

Not here it isn't

[Locke]

O_O *gives bucket of corn* :)

[GrandpaG]

* considers trying to describe the dance *

* shakes head to indicate a negative *

 

"It would take too long."

"I need some breakfast."

"Perhaps another time."

 

* ponders *

 

"Probably more appropriate for the First Fool thread, anyway."

 

* nods *

[reyler]

I spy a cop-out! *claps Gwampy in irons and drops him into the briney*