The Gwampy Thread

[Daes Daemar King]

Yes, that too, I remember now.

[bad company]

Well the capital of Mexico is Mexico city so there :P

[reyler]

Mexico doesn't have cities  ::)

[Alys Kinch]

No, it has places where the cartels hole up.

[reyler]

Oh, maybe he's thinking of the fake resort cities they put up to bring in tourism revenue?

 

Yeah. Step outside the city limits and see how wondrous a land it be.

[Alys Kinch]

Right. Touristic cities still hold you for ransom, from all I've heard. I mean, 5 years ago, my cousin paid $5 for a Dr. Pepper. Ouch. Not even our capitalistic bastards will do that to a person.

[reyler]

When was the last time you went to a movie theatre?  :P

[Toy and Minion]

When was the last time you asked that question?

[reyler]

Five minutes and seventeen seconds past never, why do you ask?

[Toy and Minion]

Why don't you ask?

[reyler]

Because the Question and the Answer cannot both be known in the same universe lest it be torn down and replaced with something even stranger.

[Daes Daemar King]

I believe it can actually, you must use the all-powerful internet.

[Toy and Minion]

Facts cannot be considered facts in this material plane.  We, as humans, are prone to imperfections, so our 'facts' cannot be taken as facts, but as mere theories we have yet to disprove.

[reyler]

That why I'm a solipsist and therefore believe nothing beyond what my own senses are currently telling me and even they seem kind of shady to me.

[Toy and Minion]

Agreed. 

 

*takes out pipe and puffs out a plume of smoke*

 

You see, we, as humans, are flawed.  Therefore our logic is flawed.  What we perceive to be truths, may, in fact, be falsehoods.  We simply do not have the ability to understand many matters of concern within the universe.  For example, our maths.  We believe 2 + 2 = 4,and take it as fact.  But these are figures we have created.  What if, indeed, 2 + 2 = Strawberry Pogo Stick?  But we take these figures as fact, as we understand them.  But our ability to understand is limited in this mortal existence, and therefore, cannot be absolute.

 

*replaces pipe in his mouth*

[reyler]

You're smoking goldfish crackers, I hope you realise that.

[Toy and Minion]

I'm glad you have pointed that out, for that just further adds to my lecture.

[reyler]

*Toy's next puff blasts cheese dust all over his face*

[Toy and Minion]

*licks it all up*

[reyler]

Ah ha! *grabs Toy's tongue and uses it to tie him to the hitching post next to the horses*

[Toy and Minion]

*cuts off his tongue with a pair of carebears.

[reyler]

*picks it up with tongs and hurls it into The Soup*

[Toy and Minion]

*watches it lick the sides of the container*

 

*asterisk

[reyler]

The Soup is all-knowing, all-seeing, all-devouring.

[Toy and Minion]

When exactly will it be ready?