roll call ?

[Hayl3y]

have u tried to abandon him in the desert ?

[Dunbar]

he did! i had to save him from a snake!

[Hayl3y]

why am i not surprised ?

[Tayol]

see, thats why I want him to stay with demi, but he wont

[Twitchy]

I MISS MY DADDDDDD-DDDYYYY!

[Tayol]

*goes out drinking*

[Dunbar]

He's bad for you Twitchy! Bad man! I'M GETTING MY LAWYER! I'VE SEEN THE BEATING MARKS!

[Twitchy]

IFELLDOWNTHESTAIRS!

DADDY DIDN'T TELL ME TO SAY THAT!

 

[Hayl3y]

can i adopt him ?

 

then i can abuse take care of him  ?  ;D

[Tayol]

sure, you have my signature anyway

[Hayl3y]

*adopts Twitch*

 

*channels a whip*

[Twitchy]

MOMMY!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I WANT MY MOMMMYYY!!!

WAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Hayl3y]

<<

>>

 

i dunno if it was a good idea after all

 

*whips whips*

 

now go in ur bedroom do ur homework !

[Twitchy]

*Spurts blood and snot over Chae*

I. WANT. MY. F*CKING. MOMMY.

[Dunbar]

CHAE!

 

*bitch slaps her*

 

GIVE ME MAH BOY!

 

*grabs Twitch*

 

WE'RE GOING TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS!

[Tayol]

demi we discussed this, he cant stay with you and im not taking him so he is going to a home

[Twitchy]

*Clutches to Demi's apron strings*

I'm staying with my mommy!

:'(

[Dunbar]

at a home!?

 

but they'll sexually abuse him there!

[Tayol]

ye but sometimes the cruellest punishments are the best, it will turn him into a man

[Twitchy]

BUT I'M A LITTLE GIRL!

 

[Dunbar]

Still, a man you shall become!

 

TO THE WORKHOUSE!

[Twitchy]

...

Mommy?

 

[Dunbar]

COME TWITCHY DARLING!

 

it's all for the best!

 

We'll write you every da...wee....mo...

 

err

 

We'll write you!

[Twitchy]

*Sniffle*

But...

I thought you loved me.

:(

 

[Dunbar]

Oh we do, that's why we're doing this!

 

yeaaaah!

 

now follow mommy!