The person above me game! >Xtra Newbiefriendly!

[Wren of the Brown]

The person above me couldn't fart her way out of a paper bag.

[mmeeshal]

I eat the person above me for breakfast.

[Wren of the Brown]

The person above me should have known a dead cat would taste better.

[mmeeshal]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, person above.

[Ledinna Sedai]

The person above me is made of chocolate :)

[mmeeshal]

The person above me is probably too hot for me to sit near her comfortably. ;)

[reyler]

I thought I spotted a Depeche Mode reference up there somewhere but I'll bet the person above me didn't.

[mmeeshal]

*yawns and waves at the person above*

[Wren of the Brown]

The person above me is a child waiting for the day they feel good, made to feel the way every child should.

[mmeeshal]

*throws coal at the person above*

[Wren of the Brown]

The person above me finds it kinda funny that the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. /handstapleforehead

[mmeeshal]

My refusal to turn to Google is killing me right now, because I KNOW that one, and it is NAGGING me, because I CAN'T REMEMBER. But I won't turn to Google...I will remember on my own.... *fires an airsoft gun at the person above*

[Wren of the Brown]

That is how I roll, madam. I am a minutiae-dealing man of trivia and inconsequence. Terminally ambivalent and fashionably dreadful, you'll find no other. /gestures lewdly at the above-mentioned lady of grace and bearing

[mmeeshal]

*gets a magnifying glass and waits for a sunny day, with the person above tied to a rocking horse*

[Wren of the Brown]

Every day is like Sunday, every day is silent and grey. /sings like Morrissey to the person above

[reyler]

*twists the person above's ears until they break off like gingerbread*

[Ciete]

Thinks the person above me is glad the holidays are over!! (As am I)

[reyler]

The person above me hasn't been seen in these parts in yonks and yonks.

[Ciete]

The person above me has a good memory, made me blush a bit, and can't see me like Stevie Wonder (too much?? )

[reyler]

*stabs the person above in the eyes with a rusty nail*

[Ciete]

The person above me is in dire need of oil for her 'stabby' nails

[reyler]

The rust is the most important part! The person above me seems to think I keep these things on hand for such an emergency instead of pulling them from hammerspace as needed.

[Ciete]

In that case, I'd hate to see the state of your Iron Maiden person above me. (Do you store those in maidenspace?)

[reyler]

I don't really listen to Iron Maiden, person above me, I'm not much on straight-up metal.

 

Also, the person above me has never heard of hammerspace? You ought to do your researches.

[Ciete]

Is amazed that the person above me doesn't know that hammerspace is the galaxy that MC Hammer came from...I mean c'mon!!