Rhyme Time ​?

[VooDooNut]

The Rhyming Game - Each poster's first line must rhyme with the line above it, but can be any length. Then each poster contributes a new line that doesn't have to rhyme.

 

Example:

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Lines strained at the mast

Player 1:

The grass was growing too tall too fast

The cow jumped over the moon

Player 2:

The cook ran way with the groom

The errand was taking so long

Player 3:

Five birds danced about to a song

Ghosts give me such a fright

Player 4:

I'm having a very good night

The tuxedo was easy to mend

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I'll go first:

 

The rat was a king in his maze

[thehumantrashcan]

But he was always in a daze

Because he drank way too much

[SinisterDeath]

What was in his lunch?

Was it the salami sitting out for days?

[VooDooNut]

Perhaps he could use a raise?

For a rat, fat chance that

[Lethira the second]

He fashioned a a glider out of a mat,

And set his sights on the sky above

[SinisterDeath]

Stunned, at the ghastly dove

Tea brewed for the brat

[VooDooNut]

Minty and cool! *sips*  oh drat...?

To awake from the dream, when reality beckons

[ArrylT]

If at first you do not enjoy the sip, take a second

then if it is still lousy, then perhaps your taste buds are drowsy

[thehumantrashcan]

The rat realized it was still lousy

and threw his nasty tea away

[VooDooNut]

This was undeniably, unequivocally, inconsolably Rat King's worst day

Not even cheese would fix this

 

[ArrylT]

All the other rats were amiss

At how awful the Rat Kings day had been

[SinisterDeath]

Splat, the rat king threw the bean

across the room, eying the Bologna. 

[VooDooNut]

Outside, across the lake, skaters waited impatiently for the zamboni

Then they slipped and slid on the freshly slicked ice

[ArrylT]

This is not nice shouted the Rat King covered in lice

First my food is bad and now people are slipping on the ice, not once but twice!

[SinisterDeath]

Twice? They slipped thrice!
Buhahaha I am the Rat King fear me!

[VooDooNut]

And fear them they did, indeed

Thus ends the tale of Rat King's big day

[Liitha]

And down they all lay

To the neverending golden sleep