Ask The Chosen (She won't tell...)
Hello most luxurious of Chosen,
my sister has started dating, but she often leaves the house using makeup that makes her look like a corpse. I thought I might get her decent make up for her upcoming birthday, that doesn't make her look dead. since you know so much about being beautiful I thought you could send some advice.
From what you've described to me, your sister's state is indeed severe. I believe in the easy way out and so at this point, I'm afraid making your sister an actual corpse would be easier than uncorpsfying her. She'll be happier where she's going. Or she might not. What's most important is that she dies with style. And if you want to be a good brother, give her a push in the right direction. Down a 9th floor building would be the safest bet.
Take care, handsome. And stay in touch! *winks*
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