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Ask the Chosen - You really think I like this age?


Guest Rahvin

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Dear Chosen,

 

Personally, what do you think of our Age, and world we live in currently?

What do you like/dislike it about it (and why).

What do you think of our society in general and politics?

Also, there is one more question I'd like to ask:

How has your transition been from your Age to our own current Age?

 

Sincere Regards,

Le BlackAdder

 

P.S. - How long have you served the Dark One for?

 

\"Money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a few hours!"

 

Dear Le Blackadder

 

First, adding one word of French in your post, as part of your name is cheesy. Get over yourself fool. French is not cool. If French were cool, then everyone would want to be a part of Quebec or France, not in the better English speaking England and Canada.

 

Now, you asked some questions, and since I'm bored, I'll go ahead and answer them. Maybe I'll add a random word of French of my own just to spice my answers up. Imbécile.

 

Personally, what do you think of our Age, and world we live in currently?

 

All things considered, I don't think there's been a better age. I mean, the weapons, the women, the people who can serve my ever whim!

 

I can be as evil as I want, and people will start wars with me! The bloodshed! I can wreak havoc, cause mass murder, and all around be a generally awesome person, all in the name of not liking westerner's!

 

I do have my beefs with this age though. For example, American Beer. Who came up with that crap? Its not even deserving of being called beer. I take that stuff (never buy, fools of this age can't stop me from taking what I want) just to pour it down the sink. And I laugh while doing it too.

 

What do you think of our society in general and politics?

 

Your society has murder, crime, fools, starvation and generally every bad thing that my own society, pre-bore lacked. Semirhage must be in heaven, just watching all the suffering. Myself, I see profit in it, and women. Imagine how many women I can get. I enjoy women. They are quite pleasurable to have around... and I especially like those ones that simper and don't think too, how much easier is it to get things done than that?

 

I care nothing for this ages politics, aside from the bit where its really easy to start war's. All I have to do is take a picture of a nuke and plant it in the Iranian presidents office, and take a picture of his office, and send it to a western leader. And then I can get creative in framing these people.

 

How has your transition been from your Age to our own current Age?

 

Rather sudden, being as I went to sleep one day in my own age, and woke up to this world. Its like you going to bed in your room, and waking up in the poorest dirtiest parts of China. Transition? You might as well get hit in the face with a rock repeatedly for an hour and try to function normally after that.

 

And finally,

 

How long have you served the Dark One for?

 

Longer than your mortal mind can comprehend. Imbécile.

 

- Rahvin

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