Welcome Darki'n to the Black Tower

[Ithillian Turambar]

Sit back and relax for now. Your training will begin in earnest soon. We are all weapons here, and slightly mad or evil - take your pick.

 

 

Eat Brownies, or ask for a lovely english cream tea with Scones and Jam, we cater to all appetites, and then tell us about your journey to find us here at the Black Tower. How did you come up with your DM name and who is your favourite Asha'man?

 

[Jonas]

Hey welcome.

 

Now look down at your hard drive.

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hello Jonas also

 

Anyone care for scones?

 

 

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

bleurgh - that is just horrible. I am offering lovely eatables and drinkage and you post that nasty pink gunk. Is like a Pink Floyd video or sommat.

[Ithillian Turambar]

All in all it's just a

 

nother spammer in the Tower.

[Jonas]

mmm Pink Floyd... <3

 

Ok... how about

 

 

Spushi?

 

[Jonas]

Ok seriously how F'ing good does this look?

 

 

 

So good, I had to say "F'ing"

[Ithillian Turambar]

lol .. now I must post this:

 

 

which is a real advert over here.

 

Some of you will have already seen it ... but now I will infiltrate new people's brains and have you humming it all day

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

And ... I want that cake.

 

Right now.

[hazelkrs1]

 

 

Just in case you wanna spam, but don't want that heavy feeling

[hazelkrs1]

Also, welcome Darki'n

[Ithillian Turambar]

Morning Despo

 

 

How are my lovely Shadows this fine morning?

[Darki'n]

This seems very crazy place... Well that doesn't matter to me. I joined to DM about week ago, and someone mentioned BT to me so I decided to join here, and this feels a nice place. And my name and favorite asha'man... Well, Darki'n is an evil character in my own fantasy stories (Not published yet, I'm just 13). My favorite asha'man might be Taim, he's so EVIL. Nice to be in Black Tower!

[Jonas]

he's so EVIL.

 

Oh HERE WE GOOOOOOOO....

 

jk, nice to have you man... even if your soul is the color of coal

[Ithillian Turambar]

Evil is always welcomed here, as is crazy and Tainted. You will be trained by our very own M'Hael once you have access to our Boards, and if he ever drags hiself back from New Mexico.

 

Oi Jonas! And there was me thinking your own was a darker Shade.

 

It doesn't matter what colour his soul is ... the Great Lord isn't fussy about colours lol. Mine own is deepest darkest midnight blue.

[Jonas]

Actually, I detest the wimpy gimpy light... but I'm not all black either.

 

So... I'm kind of in the middle

[Ithillian Turambar]

It's difficult sometimes ... There is no rush to choose and some never do. Generally we all just messabout on the main boards anyways, but if you want to know what else the Shadow gets up to - feel free to PM and stuffs.

[Jonas]

English people, amirite?

[Ithillian Turambar]

That had better be a nice picture. El Tumblo Pictures do not make it past the Almighty Firewall.

 

Buuutttt ...

 

This is Darki'n's Thread.

 

Ok - far too many apostrophes there. Darki'n is now Darkin. Official

 

And Jonas is doing a marvellous job. What was the picture of?

 

 

Hmmmm only 2 more days till I get all my points back.

[Ithillian Turambar]

See, if I am nice to people and offer to tell them more, and help with advice I get this --->

 

I should just stick to being evil.

[Jonas]

I am Sir Spam A Lot, doing my best to welcome Darkin into the spammy fold.

 

The pic was of Rowan Atkinson doing some ridiculous leap in a white polo with a British flag on his breast, leading a bunch of ninny Brits down the beach in some sort of silly parade.

[Jonas]

See, if I am nice to people and offer to tell them more, and help with advice I get this --->

 

I should just stick to being evil.

 

Aww, I was jk. Plus, you are only evil 3% of the time.

[Ithillian Turambar]

This is true. Not many people notice that lol.

 

I only get to be truly Shadow in OP Battles and the like - and no-one ever wants to play with me there anymore because they think I will kill them lol. Now the only person I ever nearly killed was Dice, and that was perfectly allowed because he was my Apprentice and so belonged to me, and he needed to be taught a lesson.

 

Those were the days ...

 

 

 

 

[Jonas]

So you dream of killing apprentices do you?

 

If you were a Forsaken, I'd think you were.... Semirhage!

[Ithillian Turambar]

I never killed him lol ... I very rarely use my real stats. AND ... I even 'borrowed' Turin's Tiger Sa'Angreal so I didn't kill him by accident. I was an excellent and considerate Mistress and he still misses being my Apprentice. We had oodles of fun.

 

I got told off for nicking the Sa'Angreal though