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The Lighter Side of the Taint: A Little R & R


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Come on down to Shayol Ghul Resort and Spa

 

Our unique landscape and location allows you all the privacy and excitement you'd want while on holiday.

 

Play 18 holes of golf on the most challenging course in all the Westlands! Avoid sand traps, water hazards, and lava!

 

Allow our 13 experienced spa staff members to work you over. You're guaranteed to feel like a whole different person!

 

Watch local cultural dances and quaint customs as our Trolloc chefs cook you the regional delicacy in the nightly dinner show!

 

Come with our head ranger Aginor on a Safari of the Blight and learn new and wonderful things about the creatures that live therein!

 

Excitement abounds!

Speak to a local travel agent today to book your trip.




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Mashiara Sedai

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Can we get a price on such a luxurious deal?

 

All you have to do is swear your soul to the Great Lord.

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Ahhh I'm guessing that this swearing is a pledge for a lifetime, and possibly all other lifetimes my soul will go through?

 

Does that mean I get unlimited access to the sauna and spa, or is there a limited number of visits per year?

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Ahhh I'm guessing that this swearing is a pledge for a lifetime, and possibly all other lifetimes my soul will go through?

 

Does that mean I get unlimited access to the sauna and spa, or is there a limited number of visits per year?

 

I think you only get thirteen visits, but on the bright side if you pay with not just your soul, but the souls of all your friends too, you get unlimited food ,and if your good, we'll throw in a True Power Massage.

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