Attempted world takeovers on Omegle...

[Gabriel Kross]

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: hihi

 

Stranger: wat the hell is this

 

 

 

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: .....thats so cute!

 

Stranger: :P

 

Stranger: And it makes me hungry

 

You: Marshmellows are the key to world dommination!

 

Stranger: Of course...no wonder my marshmellowless plans have failed!

 

You: Everyone likes marshmellows. You just got to put the mind control chip in them and distribute world wide!

 

Stranger: Isn't there the risk of everyone chewing on the chip?

 

You: No because it's like a nano-chip, very sophisticated stuff!

 

Stranger: You could fit many chips in one marshmellow....then you'll get the split personalities as well

 

You: Split personalities are useless though, then you'd have to tell the same person to do a task like multiple times and stuff.

 

Stranger: not if you have control of all the personalities yes?

 

You: They wont remember the order if they switch personalities mid task.

 

You: *feeds you a marshmellow*

 

Stranger: ....ha! My gender saves me here, men can think with their <explitive removed> too! No marshmellow dares go there!

 

You: *cuts it off* problem solved! Now go distribute my marshmellows!'

 

Stranger: Damnit, now I'm Varys the Eunoch....

 

You: Good now work! It's for the good of the realm!

 

Stranger: Next time at least use a hot knife instead of a butter knife!

 

You: Why would I make it easy for my slave?

 

Stranger: Its hard to distribute marshmellows when my <explitive removed> is falling out....cauterizing please!

 

You: Work minion!

 

Stranger: *grumble grumble* cursed marshmellow master...

[Moon Sedai]

At least your attempt communicates.

Mine wanted to flirt

[Gabriel Kross]

but it was funny >.>

[Moon Sedai]

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: hihi

 

Stranger: wat the hell is this

 

 

 

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: .....thats so cute!

 

Stranger: :P

 

Stranger: And it makes me hungry

 

You: Marshmellows are the key to world dommination!

 

Stranger: Of course...no wonder my marshmellowless plans have failed!

 

You: Everyone likes marshmellows. You just got to put the mind control chip in them and distribute world wide!

 

Stranger: Isn't there the risk of everyone chewing on the chip?

 

You: No because it's like a nano-chip, very sophisticated stuff!

 

Stranger: You could fit many chips in one marshmellow....then you'll get the split personalities as well

 

You: Split personalities are useless though, then you'd have to tell the same person to do a task like multiple times and stuff.

 

Stranger: not if you have control of all the personalities yes?

 

You: They wont remember the order if they switch personalities mid task.

 

You: *feeds you a marshmellow*

 

Stranger: ....ha! My gender saves me here, men can think with their <explitive removed> too! No marshmellow dares go there!

 

You: *cuts it off* problem solved! Now go distribute my marshmellows!'

 

Stranger: Damnit, now I'm Varys the Eunoch....

 

You: Good now work! It's for the good of the realm!

 

Stranger: Next time at least use a hot knife instead of a butter knife!

 

You: Why would I make it easy for my slave?

 

Stranger: Its hard to distribute marshmellows when my <explitive removed> is falling out....cauterizing please!

 

You: Work minion!

 

Stranger: *grumble grumble* cursed marshmellow master...

Only one problem....

It is spelled "marshmallow"

[Gabriel Kross]

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

[RandA lThor]

Yeah, its marshmallow.

[Canukistani]

nice you got a funny one

[Smiley73]

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

[Gabriel Kross]

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

 

I will flip your smile upside down.

[RandA lThor]

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

 

I will flip your smile upside down.

 

I will flip you upside down.

[Gabriel Kross]

You can't I weigh 2 of you!

[RandA lThor]

You can't I weigh 2 of you!

 

Aw dang it. This is what sucks about being skinny

[Gabriel Kross]

Well weighing 70 pounds isn't healthy Rand you should do something about that.

[RandA lThor]

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

[Smiley73]

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

JUUUUUUIIIIIIIIICE

 

:P

[Smiley73]

woah, woah, woah, only 45 kilograms (note use of proper measurement system)

 

you need to klap gym, boet

[RandA lThor]

woah, woah, woah, only 45 kilograms (note use of proper measurement system)

 

you need to klap gym, boet

 

yeah, i really hate the system of measurement the U.S. uses, so stupid.

[Starrik]

45 kilos! That's tiny! I'm approaching 80!

[Gabriel Kross]

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

Then I still weigh about 2 of you, I fluctuate between 170-180

[RandA lThor]

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

Then I still weigh about 2 of you, I fluctuate between 170-180

 

Yeah, my cousins call me the human stick.

[dapianoplay3r]

I weigh 65kgs. Its the fattest ive ever been lol

[Moon Sedai]

Mr M was so scrawny in Basic Trading his Drill Sergeants made him eat twice at every meal.

 

Not a problem anymore.