20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair drying at passing cars. See if they slow down.

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2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice

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3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

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4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

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5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

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In the memo field of all of your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

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Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

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8) Don't use any punctuation

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9) As often as possibly, skip rather than walk

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10) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face

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11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

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12) Sing along at the opera

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13) Go to a poetry recital and ask "why don't the poems rhyme?"

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14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

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15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

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16) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

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17) When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!!! I WON!!!"

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18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"

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19 Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

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20) Give Heart large amounts of sugar and put on some dancing music

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9) As often as possibly, skip rather than walk

 

Lol. I so do this :D

 

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

 

 

In the memo field of all of your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

 

 

Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

 

 

17) When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!!! I WON!!!"

 

 

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"

 

 

20) Give Heart large amounts of sugar and put on some dancing music

 

And these are epic and I shall soon be doing them, in accordance with the prophecy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES COS THE ANIMALS ARE LOOSE!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

 

 

wait, what's wrong with that?

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Ayla, I <3 you

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Really? No one else thinks this is funny? :P