Welcome Recruit Andrej!!!

[dicetosser1]

Dice rides up on Bunyan, pennon snapping in the wind on the end of his ashen'darei. Pulls to a stop in front of the new Recruit Andrej

 

Welcome to the Band Recruit!!! We are a warm and friendly bunch who like drinking pranking and Brawling!! some more then others...

 

While you are waiting for access to the rest of the boards feel free to post around these boards and feel free to ask questions. Watch out for those pesky redarms tho...they love to spoil a good time by enforcing utterly ridiculous rules!!!

 

To get you settled proper have this! Hands andrej a bandy (the bands own brew) and tell us a bit about yourself!!

 

 

(oh and dont think i havent noticed you stalking me either.... )

[dragonlover]

welcome to the band Andrej!! *slides Andrej a line of flaming shots* :biggrin:

[Andrej]

Snaps to attention as the rider approaches, standing rigid with his hands curled and pressed to the sides of his legs. As the rider pulls short, he keeps his eyes straight ahead, never wavering until the small bottle is produced. Grinning, he uncorks the vial and takes a deep drink before giving a grunt.

 

That's strong stuff! I think I'll fit in just fine here.

 

 

Let's see, a little about me. I'm actually an active duty military member for the States, so I sort of gravitated towards the Band naturally. I'm excited to make some new friends and to wreck some havoc on DM! I'm pretty new to DM but I've been a long-time fan of TWoT.

 

 

As the flaming shots are lined up, he quickly tosses them back, blowing out the flames before gulping down each

 

At this rate I'll be face-down in the dirt and swearing like a bloody goat-kisser in no time!

[dicetosser1]

dice hears the bit about the military and groans" not another infant!!!"

 

Ok andrej heres the lowdown..eventually after uve down your time as an RR...u kjnow been hazed tortured put to work and such...you get to choose a regiment to be a part of. Now OBVIOUSLY the Cavalry is the best!!! Dice and Bunyan preen proudly and if ure really lucky u might even get to be a sarm ... but i digress..theres also the infantry and the archers but u gotta watch out for those 2.... my advice would be to join the cav! ummm i mean maybe join one different to what u always do... that would be the cav ..

 

 

 

Nah seriously muck around get to know us and pick ther one that suits u best...so that once again is the CAV!!!

 

 

 

ducks in case DL is about to flatten him

[dragonlover]

*pokes dice in the back of the head* what u saying bout the archers, who by the way Andrej r the best!

*sets up another line of shots for Andrej* drink up now we have to get ur liver in shape for band living

[Andrej]

-burps and hiccups, nodding his head-

 

That's a good idea, line em up!

 

-throws back the new line of shots, putting his liver through the rigors-

[dicetosser1]

owwww! "see andrej?? the archies are just big mean bullies!!!" ducks again

 

oh and a proper band liver looks something like this

 

[dragonlover]

lol my liver is way past that point

[dicetosser1]

yeah i know DL...mine too (its amazing the damage done by banbun) but we are experienced Banders!

 

Andrej is just a lil ole recruit!! so we let him aim for the pretzel...THEN we show him real liver twisting drinking!!!

[dragonlover]

yup gotta ease them into band life slowly

[dicetosser1]

thats right!! nods but u gotta corrupt them quickly!

 

hands andrej a banbun orange flavor

[dragonlover]

lol we dont corrupt the recruits we educate them

[dicetosser1]

thats what i said!!!

[dragonlover]

lol i no