A Spa Day

[Christine]

Setting up two beautiful golden baths, Christine fills the tubs full of hot water, watching the steam rise up. She adds various oils and flower petals, sets out glasses of wine beside each tub, and even sets a place of sweet tarts and cookies on a stand beside the baths. Calling the ladies into their baths, Christine hurries to let them choose their favorite scented soaps, and awaits them to need her.

 

Watching them finish bathing and slip into the soft towels she had laid out, Christine helps both of them into chairs so that they can begin their pampering process. Giving both of them pedicures and manicures, she then sets to giving them both facials. Once both of their faces are covered in the green masks with cucumbers over their eyes, Christine goes first to Mistress Amadine.

 

"Deathlord Amadine," she whispers softly in her ear, running her fingers through the wet hair. "May the Dark Lord take you swiftly." Before the woman can respond, Christine snaps her neck quickly.

 

Moving onto Mistress Lily, she repeats the process, whispering, "Cuen'Shaidar LilyElizabeth, tell the Dark Lord I say hello," and repeats the snap of the neck. Taking the cucumber off of their eyes and nibbling on the vegetable, Christine then slips into fresh bath water and enjoys a quiet bath before finally rising and realizing she must complete her duty.

 

Picking up a rather large sword, she slices off both heads with a swift blow each and carries them back to Ed2Funy, as per requested.

[ed2funy]

*endorses this post...except the misspelling of his name*

[Christine]

*raises the sword high* I can make you my next target....

 

How about next time we spell properly?

[ed2funy]

*scratches head* Now, you're just confusing. Women.

Good thing there's an edit button. You fixeded it.

[LilyElizabeth]

25 points for making me laugh so hard, and 10 for understanding that I must be beautiful before dying. And please, call me Lily.

[Samuraiflip05]

You know there is a joke here about why would you do that....don't take the heads.....oh you left the bodies......but even I won't go there........in public.

[Christine]

Yay! And I figured that the proper titles added to the atmosphere.