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Feast of Fools Nominations!

alannalynn

By alannalynn
in The White Tower & Warders

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Keeper of Fools Rookie

Keeper of Fools

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  On 4/5/2011 at 12:40 PM, Amyrlin of Fools said:
  On 4/4/2011 at 4:51 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

First off... snugglebites are evil! Unless directed a the Sword Captain of Fools.

 

So... for fool disclosure... I require the keeper to do my laundry... shine my shoes... and make sure the novices are respectful enough to me. Something about being called fool... makes them want to turn my tunic a different color... This would last until all of my laundry is done. *makes sure to find a new piece of dirty clothing every day*

Well, seeing as s/he's not here to complain.... Go ahead! Borrow my Keeper... but if your laundry happens to get burnt I don't know that I'd be able to find the culprit.

I'm not doing anyones laundry! Unless you bribe me

 

*grins*

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Banner-General of Fools Newbie

Banner-General of Fools

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  On 4/5/2011 at 9:16 PM, Captain-General of Fools said:
  On 4/4/2011 at 5:34 PM, Banner-General of Fools said:

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

On one hand, he/she is the Amyrlin, and is allowed to give stern looks. And, the AoF is my bonded.

 

Hrmm.. Bonded, why so stern? It's Feast of Fools! We should all be happy!

MoN of Fools Newbie

MoN of Fools

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  On 4/5/2011 at 2:28 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

Excellent! Oh Keeper of fools!!! My undergarments are dirty... could you please undirty them for me. Chop chop!

 

 

I see she's being difficult. I'll handle this for you.

 

:weaves air and chops the SCoF's undergarments into pieces:

 

Happy now?

Master at Arms of Fools Rookie

Master at Arms of Fools

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But of course you can! Step on down!

 

*Hangs up a sign for his/her booth*

 

I'm the Master at Arms of this Feast of Fools

Besting the Warders and making the Ladies drool.

 

So, come one, come all and bring all your might

And let's just see who gives the BEST snugglebite! :biggrin:

Sword Captain of Fools Rookie

Sword Captain of Fools

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*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus! :biggrin:

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

Keeper of Fools Rookie

Keeper of Fools

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  On 4/6/2011 at 3:15 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus! :biggrin:

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

Well...I don't want the seat but...I do want you as a plaything.

 

*grins*

 

Care for a snugglebite?

Master at Arms of Fools Rookie

Master at Arms of Fools

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*Smiles heartily at the SCoF* I second that notion.

 

So, step on up, get ready with no hesitation

Give a snuggle and bite with enthusiastic participation.

Be you Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, or White

Make all of our foolish wishes come out right.

Are you Brown, or Gray, or....even..even..a Black?

Make a lasting impression that has us all coming back.

 

Woot! We're ready now!

Amyrlin of Fools Contributor

Amyrlin of Fools

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  On 4/5/2011 at 4:47 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

Well MaAoF... I suggest we build a Snugglebite booth. Then we sit in it and the members of the tower must come and pay homage by snugglebiting us. I am sure the AoF will approve that... Won't you!

 

Delicious idea. I thoroughly approve.

 

 

  On 4/5/2011 at 9:16 PM, Captain-General of Fools said:
  On 4/4/2011 at 5:34 PM, Banner-General of Fools said:

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

 

Yes... what should you do about it?

 

 

  On 4/6/2011 at 12:19 AM, Banner-General of Fools said:
  On 4/5/2011 at 9:16 PM, Captain-General of Fools said:
  On 4/4/2011 at 5:34 PM, Banner-General of Fools said:

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

On one hand, he/she is the Amyrlin, and is allowed to give stern looks. And, the AoF is my bonded.

 

Hrmm.. Bonded, why so stern? It's Feast of Fools! We should all be happy!

 

Well, dear heart, I don't like to play to anyone's expectations. :happy:

 

 

  On 4/6/2011 at 3:15 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus! :biggrin:

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

 

Sedition! Treason! You would destroy what I have worked so hard to create with the Purple Ajah!

 

I shall have you locked in the dungeons to be snugglesmited! No more snugglebites! Those are too gentle for the likes of you!

 

 

  On 4/6/2011 at 10:12 PM, Keeper of Fools said:
  On 4/6/2011 at 3:15 PM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus! :biggrin:

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

Well...I don't want the seat but...I do want you as a plaything.

 

*grins*

 

Care for a snugglebite?

 

Keeper dearest, your loyalty shall be rewarded! You may have your pick of the Warders.

Amyrlin of Fools Contributor

Amyrlin of Fools

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  On 4/6/2011 at 11:03 PM, Keeper of Fools said:

My pick from the Warders? Well now that is a hard choice. Line up gentlemen! :biggrin:

 

You heard the (wo)man!

 

  On 4/7/2011 at 12:32 AM, Banner-General of Fools said:

Then, my bonded, I declare you the best Amyrlin of Fools Ever. Because no AoF should EVER live up to expectations.

 

I feel loved! (You know, normally I say that with sarcasm... but this time it's honest sentiment! :happy: )

Keeper of Fools Rookie

Keeper of Fools

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  On 4/9/2011 at 4:16 AM, Sword Captain of Fools said:

Sweet! Clean clothes!

 

 

So KoF.... what are you going to do with your SCoF? Inquiring minds would like to know!

Well...what do you have in mind my dear SCoF?

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