Feast of Fools Nominations!

[Keeper of Fools]

First off... snugglebites are evil! Unless directed a the Sword Captain of Fools.

 

So... for fool disclosure... I require the keeper to do my laundry... shine my shoes... and make sure the novices are respectful enough to me. Something about being called fool... makes them want to turn my tunic a different color... This would last until all of my laundry is done. *makes sure to find a new piece of dirty clothing every day*

Well, seeing as s/he's not here to complain.... Go ahead! Borrow my Keeper... but if your laundry happens to get burnt I don't know that I'd be able to find the culprit.

I'm not doing anyones laundry! Unless you bribe me

 

*grins*

[Banner-General of Fools]

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

On one hand, he/she is the Amyrlin, and is allowed to give stern looks. And, the AoF is my bonded.

 

Hrmm.. Bonded, why so stern? It's Feast of Fools! We should all be happy!

[MoN of Fools]

Excellent! Oh Keeper of fools!!! My undergarments are dirty... could you please undirty them for me. Chop chop!

 

 

I see she's being difficult. I'll handle this for you.

 

:weaves air and chops the SCoF's undergarments into pieces:

 

Happy now?

[Master at Arms of Fools]

*Sets up in the BUYSB Booth and waits* Let the silliness begin, please!

 

BTW...what about nominations?

[Moon Sedai]

Snugglebite booth? OOH! Can I go?

[Master at Arms of Fools]

But of course you can! Step on down!

 

*Hangs up a sign for his/her booth*

 

I'm the Master at Arms of this Feast of Fools

Besting the Warders and making the Ladies drool.

 

So, come one, come all and bring all your might

And let's just see who gives the BEST snugglebite!

[Sword Captain of Fools]

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus!

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

[Keeper of Fools]

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus!

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

Well...I don't want the seat but...I do want you as a plaything.

 

*grins*

 

Care for a snugglebite?

[Master at Arms of Fools]

*Smiles heartily at the SCoF* I second that notion.

 

So, step on up, get ready with no hesitation

Give a snuggle and bite with enthusiastic participation.

Be you Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, or White

Make all of our foolish wishes come out right.

Are you Brown, or Gray, or....even..even..a Black?

Make a lasting impression that has us all coming back.

 

Woot! We're ready now!

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Well MaAoF... I suggest we build a Snugglebite booth. Then we sit in it and the members of the tower must come and pay homage by snugglebiting us. I am sure the AoF will approve that... Won't you!

 

Delicious idea. I thoroughly approve.

 

 

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

 

Yes... what should you do about it?

 

 

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?

On one hand, he/she is the Amyrlin, and is allowed to give stern looks. And, the AoF is my bonded.

 

Hrmm.. Bonded, why so stern? It's Feast of Fools! We should all be happy!

 

Well, dear heart, I don't like to play to anyone's expectations.

 

 

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus!

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

 

Sedition! Treason! You would destroy what I have worked so hard to create with the Purple Ajah!

 

I shall have you locked in the dungeons to be snugglesmited! No more snugglebites! Those are too gentle for the likes of you!

 

 

*tries to bribe KoF* How about... if you do my laundry... like the AoF said.... I will help you pull her/him down and place you on that mighty seat of ... rainbow fun... WITH NO PURPLE ON IT!

 

How is that for a bribe? That or you can have the SCoF for a plaything... might even throw in the MaAoF as a bonus!

 

Now... anyone may snugglebite the MaAoF and SCoF at any time... we are ready... *nods* Just be gentle... we bruise easily...

Well...I don't want the seat but...I do want you as a plaything.

 

*grins*

 

Care for a snugglebite?

 

Keeper dearest, your loyalty shall be rewarded! You may have your pick of the Warders.

[Keeper of Fools]

My pick from the Warders? Well now that is a hard choice. Line up gentlemen!

[Banner-General of Fools]

Then, my bonded, I declare you the best Amyrlin of Fools Ever. Because no AoF should EVER live up to expectations.

[Amyrlin of Fools]

My pick from the Warders? Well now that is a hard choice. Line up gentlemen!

 

You heard the (wo)man!

 

Then, my bonded, I declare you the best Amyrlin of Fools Ever. Because no AoF should EVER live up to expectations.

 

I feel loved! (You know, normally I say that with sarcasm... but this time it's honest sentiment! )

[Master at Arms of Fools]

Wait...wait...wait. *Looks over the preceeding events* Did you just

say you were including me in a package deal? Sounds interesting.

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Take me as a plaything only? Ok... I think a deal can be struck... now... my laundry?

 

 

And you don't really want to put me in the dungeon... it would ruin the snugglebite booth! There you go treating treason with rational thought again...

[Keeper of Fools]

*smiles at the SCoF*

 

You are mine. You won't be doing anything at the snugglebite booth anytime soon.

 

*smiles innocently*

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Excuse me... but I am not yours until you start doing my laundry. If you want to snugglebite the SCoF... you may... otherwise.. chop chop!

[Keeper of Fools]

*smiles*

 

Well my dear SCoF, your laundry has been done an hour before I told you, you were to be my plaything.

 

*smiles and snugglebites*

 

You're mine

[Banner-General of Fools]

Bonded, it looks like you have an industrious Keeper.

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Sweet! Clean clothes!

 

 

So KoF.... what are you going to do with your SCoF? Inquiring minds would like to know!

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Bonded, it looks like you have an industrious Keeper.

I'm entirely proud of him/her.

[Keeper of Fools]

Sweet! Clean clothes!

 

 

So KoF.... what are you going to do with your SCoF? Inquiring minds would like to know!

Well...what do you have in mind my dear SCoF?

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Well... I can think of many things... But, I am merely the SCoF... This is above my paygrade oh KoF!

[Banner-General of Fools]

I will miss being BGoF when My tenure is done. . .