Feast of Fools Nominations!

[Keeper of Fools]

Understood Mother! You!

 

*points to a Warder that is passing by*

 

Go fill the Moat with Lime Jello and Chocolate Pudding by order of the Amyrlin of Fools! Off with you!

 

*eyes the Warder as he runs off to do as ordered*

[hotpocket2006]

*grins evilly and tickles the Amy again* *runs*

[Banner-General of Fools]

Sorry, Keeper, but you posted fifth after a tickle. So

*tickle*

Unless i did my math wrong.

Just in case *tickles Song*

[Sword Captain of Fools]

What is all of this about tickling??? Where are novices to serve when you need them! My arms are tired of working out all day.... Oh Amyrlin dear/sir... may I borrow your keeper?

[Moon Sedai]

The amyriln made a rule about tickling.

Do I have permission to snugglebite the Sword Captain of fools?

[MoN of Fools]

Hmmm... I believe Chocolate and Lime together is a delicious mixture for punishment, so yes. I approve!

 

 

Scandalous!

[MoN of Fools]

The amyriln made a rule about tickling.

Do I have permission to snugglebite the Sword Captain of fools?

 

You have no permission to not snugglebite the Sword Captain of Fools unless you otherwise have permission from someone permitted to permit you not to do what you are seeking permission to do. Or not.

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Ahmoondah, by special dispensation of the Amyrlin of Fools, you have perpetual snugglebite permission for the Sword Captain!

[Keeper of Fools]

What is all of this about tickling??? Where are novices to serve when you need them! My arms are tired of working out all day.... Oh Amyrlin dear/sir... may I borrow your keeper?

Borrow me? What for?

 

*eyes the Sword Captain*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Hmmm... I don't know how I feel about lending out my Keeper for indefinite periods of time for undisclosed purposes....So get disclosing and defining!

[Moon Sedai]

*snugglebites the Sword Captain*

Thank you, Mother of Fools.

[Keeper of Fools]

Hmmm... I don't know how I feel about lending out my Keeper for indefinite periods of time for undisclosed purposes....So get disclosing and defining!

You heard the woman/man What do you want?

 

*smiles innocently*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

I'm waiting.... and frowning... and scratchin-... I'm still waiting.

[Sword Captain of Fools]

First off... snugglebites are evil! Unless directed a the Sword Captain of Fools.

 

So... for fool disclosure... I require the keeper to do my laundry... shine my shoes... and make sure the novices are respectful enough to me. Something about being called fool... makes them want to turn my tunic a different color... This would last until all of my laundry is done. *makes sure to find a new piece of dirty clothing every day*

[Captain-General of Fools]

The chocolates are lovely, Keeper mine.

 

Song has assaulted the personage of the Amyrlin! She must be punished! Send her to the Moat and fill it with Lime Jello, then toss her in!

 

Also, the dental plan is not up for negotiation until after the first of the year... as for the pension, we're lucky they don't just take us out back and shoot us.

 

*hides shotgun*

 

Oh. Yes, I totally agree.

 

>_>

 

 

 

I'm waiting.... and frowning... and scratchin-... I'm still waiting.

 

I have an ointment for that.....

[Banner-General of Fools]

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

[Amyrlin of Fools]

First off... snugglebites are evil! Unless directed a the Sword Captain of Fools.

 

So... for fool disclosure... I require the keeper to do my laundry... shine my shoes... and make sure the novices are respectful enough to me. Something about being called fool... makes them want to turn my tunic a different color... This would last until all of my laundry is done. *makes sure to find a new piece of dirty clothing every day*

Well, seeing as s/he's not here to complain.... Go ahead! Borrow my Keeper... but if your laundry happens to get burnt I don't know that I'd be able to find the culprit.

 

 

The chocolates are lovely, Keeper mine.

 

Song has assaulted the personage of the Amyrlin! She must be punished! Send her to the Moat and fill it with Lime Jello, then toss her in!

 

Also, the dental plan is not up for negotiation until after the first of the year... as for the pension, we're lucky they don't just take us out back and shoot us.

 

*hides shotgun*

 

Oh. Yes, I totally agree.

 

>_>

 

I do not approve! *stern look*

 

 

I'm waiting.... and frowning... and scratchin-... I'm still waiting.

 

I have an ointment for that.....

An ointment that speeds time up so I don't have to wait anymore? I assumed we'd need a weave or a ter'angreal....

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Excellent! Oh Keeper of fools!!! My undergarments are dirty... could you please undirty them for me. Chop chop!

[Master at Arms of Fools]

Snugglebites are only evil if NOT directed at the Master at Arms.

It should be a rule or at least I thought it was.

[Banner-General of Fools]

Don't you know that snugglebites must be approved by the Amyrlin before being give?

[Master at Arms of Fools]

Is that right? Well, then I would appreciate it if she'd start

stamping approval on some snugglebites for her MaA then.

[Sword Captain of Fools]

Well MaAoF... I suggest we build a Snugglebite booth. Then we sit in it and the members of the tower must come and pay homage by snugglebiting us. I am sure the AoF will approve that... Won't you!

[Master at Arms of Fools]

LOVES the idea! I'm all for it! *Looks for booth with which to begin*

 

BUYSB! People! Bring Us Your Snugglebites!

[Sword Captain of Fools]

*Has the Algai put a booth together for us with large, plush chairs* There we go! And I like it! BUYSB!

[Captain-General of Fools]

Hello my Captain-General! Are you being treated with Proper respect due to you today?

 

Absolutely not. That lady *points to Amyrlin* gave me a stern look! What should we do about it, hmm?