The return of Dear Horn

[F Horn of Valere]

I am going to attempt a revival of Dear Horn, one of the old features in The Hornsounder. Basically, it is just an advice column. Any question is fair game-- serious or funny are both encouraged. If you have a question for me, send it to me via Personal Message and it will be published on our board (but with your name omitted).

[Krakalakachkn]

I need help understanding the birds and the bees.