[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

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oh I saw an oppurtunity to jump into something and got stuck in, mostly because I have nothing better to do

[Crimson_Ayla]

Talking of Leyley...

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mongoose

 

*dodges pg13 sign* >.>

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oh unencyclopedia IS fun

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so that was how much it would cost for ayla to come to you?

 

um... what's got the Pg13 sign flying at you ayla?

[Crimson_Ayla]

£689 for sunshine...

 

Just the uncylopedia thingy

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yeah unecylopedia is not good for people not yet used to teh interwebz

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... i wont tell you what i'm surfing, but i promise you, the uncyclopedia is pretty danged PG13

 

i rememeber there being an excellent WOT parody in there

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wheel_of_Time

[Crimson_Ayla]

*lurves it*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but the ISAM ones were the best

 

http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Go Light!

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“Look Mat, just pick six numbers for me, between one and forty-nine. Never mind why, just do it!”

~ Rand al'Thor

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“I don't mean to blow my own horn, but when I do, all the heroes come.”

~

Matrim Cauthon

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“You're

bale

fired!”

~ Rand al'Thor

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

wish ISAM hadn't stopped. so funny.

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“Nynaeve angry! Nynaeve channel! ... right after I've had a bath.”

~ Nynaeve

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A Memory of Light

The Dark One goin' DOWN!!

 

 

 

 

 

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The Eye of the World

In a shocking break with fantasy tradition, the main character of this novel is a common farm boy with dubious parentage, and soon-to-be-discovered magical powers. In the least cliché story ever conceived, our unwitting hero Rand al’Thor flees his home under the protection of the magic-wielding Moiraine and her bodyguard Lan.

 

The main characters are careful not to do anything dangerous like go into ancient evil cities they have been explicitly warned not to enter, and the hero certainly does not do anything cliché like meet a beautiful princess, and nobody has any mysterious prophetic dreams foreshadowing future events.

 

The story culminates with the hero destroying two really nasty guys who he just met, except not really because they come back to life. He also kills the really evil ultimate bad guy, except not really because he’s not really the evil ultimate bad guy and he doesn’t even die anyway. So no progress really.

 

Oh, and there’s a horse called Bela!

 

 

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this may just be my reread for the series

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you could do worse for the thadthan copy both in their entirety - some people wont click, but everyone should read these.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

for the thread. i mean.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's the only decent reread ive ever seen.

[Crimson_Ayla]

laughing makes me laugh

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it usually makes me cry. but most things do that eventualy.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*blows bubbleses*