Welcome Thedek!!

[MsDanya]

welcome to the band of the red hand!! you ahve chosen the best Org here on DM and we hope you'll stay here and get to know us all! :D

 

*hands Thedek a flaming shot*

 

thats the best drink in the world

[F Horn of Valere]

Welcome to the Band!

 

*hands a battle brew*

 

so thedek, is your name pronounced "The Dek" or Thed ek"?

[goldeneys]

Welcome TD,

 

did you know TD can mean:

 

TD or td may stand for:

 

*Chad, ISO country code

*tank destroyer

*Teachta Dla (TD), Member of lower house of Irish Parliament, Dil ireann

*touchdown

*Toronto-Dominion Bank and TD Bank Financial Group

*Tower Defense

*tracking dog

*trust deed

*turbo diesel

*departments

**Treasury Department

**Transport Department

 

ok, lets show this guy what we do best

 

psst, Danya, that is a brawl

 

*throws Danya on top of TD, and then Smashes an empty Bandy mug on Horns head*

[MsDanya]

*grins and jumps off TD*

 

you are a cheeky one arent you

 

*shoots him in the a$$ with a well aimed arrow*

[goldeneys]

oh know, this is gonna be like Shrek...lol

 

but first, I have to finish the brawl

 

*throws a chair at Danya*

 

*picks up a broken chair leg and breaks it over TD's head*

[dragonlover]

welcome to the band Thedek, have another flaming shot :D

 

*joins in and hits goldy with a chair leg*

[Vorkia]

ARCHERS! You should be ashamed of yourselves, you're going to scare this poor newbie off :P

 

*wispers to Sei'Cair* You should give them a chance to join our regiment before you show them our true nature. :D

 

*turning my attention back to Thedek*

 

Don't mind them, they tend to get a little carried away at times.

 

Welcome to the band, I'm Vorkia one of the BC's for the archers (that means that I'm second in command for the time and get to look important) I'm sure others will be around to give you a proper greeting *looks pointedly at my archers starting a brawl so early in a RR thread then returns my attention back to Thedek* Just relax and have some fun and prepare yourself for the ride of your life as you get to know the rest of the banders.

 

*passes the newbie a Flaming Shot* In the mean time enjoy some of the best regimental drink ever made.

 

oh by the way, ignore anything anyone from the other regiments have to say for the most part, they tend to lie and say they are the best when its obviously that the archers are far more superior

[Corki]

Hello Thedek!

 

What you have just seen is a start of a brawl. Banders use brawls as a way to let their hair down, release their energy, a good way to keep fighting fit, and also as fun!

 

In order to give you a little more info about the Band, please read the official spiel, every Banders' favourite post!

 

*official spiel*

 

Welcome Thedek! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read!

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The new Executive Officer, F Horn of Valere, or I, will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newsletter, The Hornsounder

- monthly roll call in the Band's private boards at DM

- any DM project we may have (currently a Battle Project, so speak to Horn if interested)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 4 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 4 times without being punished my the Redarms, the Band's own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 4 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently! Expect one soon! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, and on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your division, and can fight anyone in the Band! It is currently being revised, but the ideas will all be the same!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hands Thedek a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!!

[dragonlover]

*whistles inocently* im not doing anything! :D *passes Thedek a flaming shot*

[Vorkia]

Yippee the official speil! Now that our esteemed MG is here, i'm sure all of the banders will be on their best behavior..........Yeah Right! :lol:

[Corki]

*gives everyone the M-G stare*

[goldeneys]

*looks pointedly at Vorks before smashing a chair on her head*

[Vorkia]

*body tackles Sei'Cair and hog ties him up yet again with my unbreakable rope in a way he can not just slip out of it*

[goldeneys]

*muscles cramp*

 

*slithers along the floor to the fire and puts his hands and feet in the fire burning the rope off...and also burning his hands and feet pretty badly*

 

*pulls hands and feet out of fire*

[Vorkia]

:shock: :shock: :shock: *Watches Sei'Cair burn himself to break free* :shock: :shock: :shock:

[goldeneys]

*has a very painful walk to a bench where he sits for a loooong time giving his feet time to heal*

[Corki]

*shakes his head at the silly Archer*

 

*sips a Brew deep in thought at how silly Archers are*

[dragonlover]

*throws the chair leg at goldy feet :lol: *

[goldeneys]

*whimpers*

[Vorkia]

*sips a Brew deep in thought at how silly Archers are*

 

 

We may be silly, Oh esteem and exhaulted one, but your dating an archer, so what does that make you? (besides lucky)

 

*winks at Northie*

[Pyro]

Everyone he sends his thanks and that he is sorry for not being able to get on in a bit because his computer is being stupid at the moment but soon he will be on to take care of buisness!

 

*hands thedek and adios mother dark freind*

That is the best drink ever!