The Stumbling Soldier IV

[goldeneys]

*stops Steels blow and flings him at the tangle*

[woolhead]

*wakes mid-flight to land an elbow shot to the face of Spacey*

[Spacey]

*Seeing Cads in her Matrixx costume Spacey blurts out*

 

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

 

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

 

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

 

Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet

Treu ihr sein f¨¹r alle tage...

 

Nein

 

Willst du bis zum tod der scheide

Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen....

 

Nein

 

*puts his hands up and starts hitting his own head against the wall*

[goldeneys]

yeah Wooly

[Steel Axe]

*throws wool at jr. and follows it up with a flying tackle*

[goldeneys]

oof

*flings Steel over his head with a quick jerk of his legs*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ignores Spacey's Germanic gibberish, due to her limited understanding of anything other than English and basic French*

 

*grabs Cheeky around the waist, hoists him over her shoulder, and tosses him towards Steel*

[Spacey]

*yelling up to the gleemen they start playing an old fav*

 

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day

Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw

A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

 

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel

Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel

A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky

For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

 

Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Yippie yi yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky

 

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat

He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet

'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky

On horses snorting fire

As they ride on hear their cry

 

 

As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name

If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range

Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride

Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

 

Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Yippie yi Yaaaaay

 

Ghost Riders in the sky

Ghost Riders in the sky

Ghost Riders in the sky

 

*I continue pounding my head on the stage for no reason*

[Steel Axe]

*breaks a few ribs on impact the knocks jr. flying with a wicked uppercut*

[goldeneys]

*flies into Steel before leaping back up and flinging Cads into Spacey*

[woolhead]

*picks up a large jug an smashes it over Spacey's head to get him to shut UP!* :lol:

[Spacey]

*after several bangs on the stage I see lights forming in my eyes and pass out*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*wraps Steel's broken chest tightly with a spare pool noodle, floats him away on a vat of brew*

 

*looks around for the next victim*

[goldeneys]

*comes up nehind Cads and smashes a jug over her head*

[Steel Axe]

*hops out of the vat not noticing the broken ribs and punches wooly on his way to deal with jr.*

[goldeneys]

*throws Steel backinto the vat*

[woolhead]

oof!

 

goldie, lets get Steel once and for all!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*goes faint from the bash on the head, falls to the ground*

[Steel Axe]

*jumps out of vat and grabs wooly and jr. slamming their heads together* bring it on little men.

[goldeneys]

*throws Cads in the vat*

[goldeneys]

*feels a lump growing on his head*

*flings Steel across the room*

[woolhead]

*joins with goldie to clothesline Steel*

[goldeneys]

yeah Wooly

[Steel Axe]

*smashes into a wall breaking his left arm then picks up a table with his right arm and slams it down on jr.'s head*

[goldeneys]

*feels a the lump growing larger*