The Stumbling Soldier IV

[Steel Axe]

*punches gold jr. as he runs at spacey*

[Spacey]

*goes up to the band and asks them to play something loud*

 

It can't hurt!

[goldeneys]

*flings Spacey into Steel*

[Steel Axe]

*catches spacey and punches him a few times before running after goldy*

[woolhead]

*attacks Steel from behind while he is staggering*

[Spacey]

OMG...the insanity!

 

*starts dancing for no apparent reason*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*dodges Cheeky as he is thrown at her*

 

*somersaults under a table, knocks over some chairs, and tackles the tangle that is Spacey and Steel*

[Steel Axe]

*starts puching faces as they appear in his line of sight*

[woolhead]

*smashes into Steel Spacey and Cads causing a dog pile up*

[goldeneys]

*helps wooly with Steel*

[Spacey]

*tangles the tackle that is Cads and cackles wildly*

 

I want to be the Minority...

I don't need your authority...

Down with the moral majority...

Cause I want to be the Minority!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ducks under steel's fist, as she prefers her nose unbroken*

 

*grabs him in a headlock, pinning his left arm between them*

[goldeneys]

*pulls Steel out of the tangle and flings him into the wall*

[Steel Axe]

*knocks wooly back with a powerful blow, then kicks spacey off him, and throws caddy at gold jr.*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*flies through the air with the greatest of ease*

[goldeneys]

*catches Cads and throws her back*

[Spacey]

*not caring about the fight anymore as it is nothing but a blurr, Spacey starts to sing*

Virginia was a "lot lizard" from F.L.A.

She had a compound fracture in the "trunk"

It started when she run away

Thumbs out out on the interstate

She hitched a ride to misery

 

"Mr. Whirly" had a catastrophic incident

He fell into the city by the bay

He liquidated his estate

Now he sleeps upon the Haight

Panhanding misery

 

He's gonna get high

When he's low

The fire burns from better days

And she screems why

I said I don't know

The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday

Of misery

 

Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam

He ran the drug cartel in "tinseltown"

They found him in a cadillac

Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name

Of misery

 

Gina hit the road to New York City

Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked

She stopped in Vegas to elope

With Virgina and the dope

And kissed the bride eternally

 

And they're gonna get high

When they're low

The fire burns from better days

And he screems why

I said I don't know

The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday

Of misery

 

Hell hounds on your trail now once again..boy

It's groping on your leg until it sleeps

The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow

Because it's not what ypu make,,,,it's what you leave

 

And we're gonna get high

When I'm low

The fire burns from better days

And she screems why

I said I don't know

The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday

Of misery

[Guest Cadsuane]

*lands lightly, a la Trinity in the Matrix, minus the black leather... pauses momentarily, considering finding some black leather*

 

*shakes her head, gets back to the business at hand*

[woolhead]

*flies through the air and crashes into a wall, and gets knocked unconscious* :shock:

[goldeneys]

no Wooly we need you

[Spacey]

*Starts thrashing his head a little and sings*

 

 

Guilty as charged

But damn it, it ain't right

There's someone else controlling me

Death in the air

Strapped in the electric chair

This can't be happening to me

 

Who made you God to say,

I'll take your life from you?

 

Flash before my eyes

Now it's time to die

Burning in my brain

I can feel the flame

 

Wait for the sign

To flick the switch of death

It's the beginning of the end

Sweat, chilling cold

As I watch death unfold

Consciousness my only friend

 

My fingers grip with fear

What am I doing here?

 

Flash before my eyes

Now it's time to die

Burning in my brain

I can feel the flame

 

 

Someone help me

Oh please, God help me

They are trying to take it all away

I don't want to die

 

 

Someone help me

Oh please, God help me

They are trying to take it all away

I don't want to die

 

Time moving slow

The minutes seem like hours

The final curtain call I see

How true is this

Just get it over with

If this is true, just let it be

 

Wakened by horrid scream

Freed from this frightening dream

 

Flash before my eyes

Now it's time to die

Burning in my brain

I can feel the flame

[goldeneys]

*flings an uncconcious Wooly at Spacey*

[Steel Axe]

*smashes gold jr. over the head with a chair then starts to punch him*

[goldeneys]

*watches as Spacey goes down still singing*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*flings herself at Spacey, anything to make him stop singing such depressing songs during the lovely brawl*