Ultimate Gift.....

[a pale tanned lover]

  Quote

There are three things that will keep you alive in this world.

 

Duct Tape

WD - 40

and Bailing Twine.

Yeah who needs oxygen.....are u the tin man in disguise LZM ;)

[Locke]

Of course, someone had to comment. ::)

 

Bad Aust! :P

[Locke]

The CORRECT answer is a backscratcher. :D

[LedZepMan]

Well i hate to sound like a know it all or a jerk, but i can scratci evdry part of my back lol

[AoShun]

does that make me the ultimate gift? :o

[Locke]

Does it actually feel good though Led?  Self-backscratches aren't the same.

 

No, it doesn't......

[LedZepMan]

I didn't know that it was to be therapuetic, just need to get the job done.......

[Locke]

*posts about ponies*  What?  >.>

[LedZepMan]

a back scratch. Doesn't need to feel great just needs to stop itching

[Locke]

But it feels better if it feels great.

[LedZepMan]

you are yet young..........

 

 

[Locke]

Exactly!  Point made.

[LedZepMan]

in what sort of parallel univierse?

[Locke]

That one over there by the red car. *points*

[LedZepMan]

..............your only fourteen right?

[Locke]

Yes sah! 

 

As of...sometime recent. :P

[LedZepMan]

Youll understand when your seventeen.

 

 

 

[Locke]

Obviously. ::)  I'll be 17.   

[LedZepMan]

ahh shit, i forgot, thats your dam number.

[Locke]

Indeed. ;D

 

The universe's number actually. ;)

[LedZepMan]

somebody hit me for reminding him.

 

and what is this *universe* hippy bull everyone keeps sprouting about. My wife even says it all the time. Drives me effin bonkers

[Locke]

Okay. *hits Led*

[LedZepMan]

thank you.

 

Now answer my question

[Locke]

Any time. :)

 

Actually, I've no idea what you're talking about.

[LedZepMan]

all i can tell is that it is related to hippie worshiping