An Ode to FDM (with pictures!)

[Aust]

Part I: In the Beginning

 

Oh once upon a time

in a valley of dark,

there dwelt a great Org leader

who was tougher thank bark.

 

More beautiful than the night sky

was our Far Dareis Mai,

she carved out a kingdom

and made her great mark,

making a home for her followers

from the bones of her enemies

and stabbed with her spears

all of her various frenemies.

 

 

 

Part II: The Building

 

So awesome was she that all came from afar,

to live in Shayol Ghul and drink at the bar (I'm certain we must have a bar here)

In the land of the night,

she made up the blight,

and frolicking greymen

to take up the plight

of sowing chaos and sorrow and strife,

and to spam up the boards while waving a knife.

 

She made up the Chosen to keep us in line,

to lavish her with attention and serve her with wine,

to feed her sweet grapes, to massage her feet and tuck her into bed,

the chosen all live to serve, but they're kind of messed in the head.

 

She plays with the dead,

and it fills us with dread,

to think of what would happen

without her at the head

of this wonderful org

here in perpetual night,

where we all have fun and play eternal games of mafia.

 

 

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Part III: The Glory!

 

For Far Dareis Mai,

I would lay down and die,

I would give myself a paper cut

upon my own precious eye.

I would peel off my skin

(I wouldn't  even cry!)

with a dull potato-skin peeler,

and roll in some salt

and say it was all my fault.

I would eat up some glass

(my but that would be some painful gas)

and walk over hot coals,

and fall down in holes

and let fire ants nest on my tongue,

to put a twinkle in the eye,

of great and wonderful Far Dareis Mai.

 

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/Nonce/FDM3.jpg[/img]

 

:D

[ed2funy]

Wow...that was...nice.

:D

[Far Dareis Mai]

That was epic. LOVE IT!

[Aust]

That was epic. LOVE IT!

 

oh yay! :D

 

thank you FDM!

 

(you have no clue how painful it is to let fire-ants next on your tongue!)

[ThorkinBarrimore]

That is definitely an epic poem fit for only

the fairest of Maidens.  ;D

[Aust]

I'm just glad she liked it :)

[ed2funy]

Oh my god!

I just saw the pictures.

:D

[Aust]

They turned out not too badly, eh? I was going for a Monet-style look with them. I've always enjoyed fine-art.

[ThorkinBarrimore]

Oh my god!

I just saw the pictures.

:D

 

I thought he did a bang up job myself. And he kept

it in concepts (stick people) that my feeble mind

could grasp.  ;D

[mcs0083]

I would've preferred nudes