The Church

[ed2funy]

Long ago, there was a young sorceress who thought to challenge Fiddles. 

She set herself up as a Goddess, great and powerful, yet divine in every way. Fiddles, ever patient, and growing stronger from the spam, tried to strike down the heathen. 

The war was waged and Fiddles was littered with the corpses of the fallen. Both sides suffered terribly, but alas, the Church was destroyed.

It is upon the back of the false Church which we built our walls, as a message to any who would stand against Fiddles. 

 

Over the years the Church grew vast and fiddles learned to tolerate it's members. However the road was not easy. False goddesses tried to set up their own reign, promising immortality and seduction for those who followed her instead of the true goddess. 

But in time her walls crumbled as well as her promised, yet the Church remained.

 

Welcome to The Church of Fiddles, praise be to spam. Here at The Church, you will find yourself immersed in the deep roots of our most precious gift from Fiddles, spam. You can spend your time reflecting on spam and how, in its ever-changing and trans-dimensional form, it can bring Light to your soul. Our collective spam also stops cloud fire from gaining power over DM, and we consider ourselves the watchers of the cause. 

 

 

So come, the rules are simple. 

1. Spam like there is no tomorrow, for Cloudflare hath not promised us this day. 

2. Debate not the things of baser men, for spam transcends all.

3. Have fun! 

4. Remember who the true Goddess is, and worship not another.

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Written by the awesome Piano Man

Edited March 31, 2013 by ed2funy

[Adella]

Hehehe yay!!! You should also post the full title that you put in our other conversation!

[ed2funy]

For the sake of nostalgia and remembrance, here is what could be salvaged of the original OP.

 

Limi's Current Worshippers:
Eddie - Head Priest: In charge of the Church and Official Whip Test Subject <3
Adella - Head Priestess: In charge of Maintenance and Cuteness (Sister)
Led - Head of Disciplinary Actions & Measures over all but the Heads of the Church and is the Master of Foot Massage
Player - Angel Of Music & Poetry: Master Musician and Bard
Pete - The Charming Inquisitor: The Charming and Talented Strong Arm
Talmanes - Head of Disciples: Self Explanatory
MCS - Chief Librarian and Accountant
Millon - Disciple
Questy - Disciple
StrangeCreation - Disciple
Bale - Disciple
Thorkin - Disciple
Kemian - Disciple

*Consort of the Goddess* Al Jenn Mael

*Honorable Position* Charis - Partner in Crime to Limi <3
*Honorary Postion* Marta - PR manager to Limi

The Commandements of Limi:
1. Thou shall be Loyal to Limi
2. Thou shall be Honest to All
3. Ed deserves every bit of punishment he gets (punishment must be approved by Limi; that means back off Pete. )

Rules of the Church
1. No serious discussions. EVER!
2. No talking about feet. (Hobbitses get mad)


Praise Limi, who art in Fiddles, thou name be Fluffy Fun Sized Chocolately Deliciousness Tasting Goddess Who Uses Big Words

Edited March 11, 2013 by ed2funy

[Adella]

That's MUCH better! Now she just needs to wake up and see this! ^_^

[ed2funy]

lol...She will.

:D

[Adella]

she better.. This took a lot of random conversations for us to finally get to talking about churches..

[ed2funy]

lol....The evolution of a thread.

[Adella]

It really was like 5 or 6 thhreads..

[ed2funy]

lol......

We did stop on two of them I think. :D

[Adella]

True.. Those conversations were weak anyways.. Cut out the weak links!

[ed2funy]

lol....

You are...the weakest link. Goodbye.

[Adella]

Eaxctly my point!

[ed2funy]

lol...So...I have a cut on the inside part of my elbow...

I don't know when or how I got it.

 

:D

[Adella]

Evil attack paper?

[ed2funy]

It could be.

It is weird..because I just noticed it, but it has to be a few hours old.

:-\

[Adella]

That paper can be sneaky you know.. unlike myself..

[ed2funy]

lmao.....

So...you hired the paper to do it.

>.>

[Adella]

I figured that statement was too obvious.. You caught me..

[ed2funy]

lol.....

 

Two pages and Limi isn't even here yet.....yup....this is Fiddles!

 

:D

[Adella]

Do you always stay up until 4:30am talking to random people who are online? Or is this new? Cause it seems like you have a lot of practice..

[ed2funy]

lol...I have been nocturnal for the past monthish.....

 

I go look at lolcats or other hilarious sites if no one is on. Occasionally my sister uses my laptop, and I just lay here awake.

[Adella]

I'm bad about that too. I'm JUST starting to get tired, and it's almost 5am.

[ed2funy]

Me too....I am starting to yawn as I type.

 

I usually doxe for an hour or two...take my niece to school....sleep for at least 4 hours. :D

[Adella]

Maybe we should sleep then.. Give people a chance to be amazed by our deep conversation(s).

[ed2funy]

Give people a chance to be amazed by our deep conversation(s).

 

:D :D :D :D :D

 

lmfao.....I almost peed my pants.

 

:D :P