In meesh's nose

[reyler]

But if I don't, how will I ever be able to buy that island I wanted?

[mmeeshal]

There's a lesson here: You can't get anything important to you without my help.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

You want to buy an island...to what point? If my evil plan to blow up the whole world in *checks watch* 5 minutes works, you won't be able to anyway I mean, what an remarkably fascinating notion!

[reyler]

*wills you out of existence*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*is blown out if existence dejectedly*

[mmeeshal]

*is thankful for being saved from that fate by being part of rey-rey*

[reyler]

A cyst? *amputates meesh*

[mmeeshal]

Nah, I'm non-amputatable. I don't even think I could be surgically removed!

[reyler]

*uses one of those wart-freezing kits*

[mmeeshal]

I had a wart frozen off once. It hurt a lot.

[reyler]

Then you appreciate my position here. *ices meesh*

[mmeeshal]

You could just live with the wart.

 

I had to freeze mine off only because it was in a very inconvenient place. It was on one of my ring fingers, I think my left one, and it was just a centimeter below the pad of my finger, very large, and covering the knuckle joint so I couldn't bend my finger.

 

Am I causing that kind of impairment?

[reyler]

I've got a... something on my right shoulder blade. It's been there for years. It's kind of spongy feeling; I think it's a tumor.

[mmeeshal]

Why don't you get it checked out?!?!

[reyler]

It doesn't seem to have killed me yet, so as far as I'm concerned it's just another unsightly but ultimately irrelevant blemish on my anatomy, just like all the scars.

[mmeeshal]

But what if it develops its own personality and takes over you and your posts?

[reyler]

Then that would be par for the course with me *slices meesh into the sand trap*

[bad company]

Who says it hasn't already meesh

[reyler]

I say it hasn't already meeshed, there is to be no meeshing on board.

[bad company]

Next there will be no Douging

[mmeeshal]

Both are awesome things of awesomeness and that must not be allowed!

[reyler]

SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAUR

[mmeeshal]

*looks away politely*

[reyler]

*the rebar goes through the side of meesh's head instead of into her eye*

[mmeeshal]

I can't decide if that's worse or not.