In meesh's nose

[Ireond]

*Dumps it in the Thames*

[reyler]

*it crushes the remains of Ratigan's dirigible*

[mmeeshal]

So, er, will I be able to breathe through my nose when you're done?

[reyler]

Can you breathe through your nose now?

[mmeeshal]

At this precise moment, yes.

[reyler]

*grabs it between two knuckles and twists a full 180°*

 

how about now?

[mmeeshal]

First things first:

Are you, or are you not, IN my nose?

 

Secondly, if the answer is, "I am not," then:

 

*screams and drops to the ground, clutching her ruined nose*

 

*bleeds*

[reyler]

I am inside your nose, and I am outside your nose.

[mmeeshal]

Are you my mommy?

[reyler]

Nuh-uh, we did that bit once before.

[mmeeshal]

But I fell out of the big snort and bonked my head.

[FallingBullets]

I am your mummy...

 

...now go do some homework :P

[mmeeshal]

No, mommy, I want to bake cookies!

[FallingBullets]

*tries to think of something witty*

 

 

*fails, like usual*

[mmeeshal]

Oh mummy, you're so silly. :D

[reyler]

*glues meesh to the floor*

 

*rolls out carpeting over her*

[Ireond]

Are you my mommy?

 If she is I think that would make you Angela.  She's Demona, I'm sure, I'd probably end up being Macbeth, and FB would be...

 

Bronx?

[reyler]

Well, I do turn vaguely human during daylight hours, but I'm not likely to try tricking the likes of you into marriage to get my claws on your money.

[Ireond]

....

 

Yeah, I think I missed that episode..

[reyler]

It was during the Avalon travels, they happened upon Demona, Macbeth, and Thailog in Paris.

[mmeeshal]

How's this instead:

 

Are you my mother?

 

There, that's more accurate.

[Ireond]

Yeah, I only caught a few of those episodes.. The one with Coyote and then the other with the Easter Islands are the only episodes in that arc that I remember

[reyler]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[mmeeshal]

So what does that make us?

 

Absolutely nothing.

[reyler]

See meesh? Occasionally you do get one!