Ask doctors if Stimulus is right for you! (PG-13, barely)

[Toy and Minion]

I don't know why.  I guess I just don't get it.  But many people find it funny.

[mmeeshal]

Really?  I don't know why either.

[Toy and Minion]

I know it's connected somehow to Al Gore, but that's about it.

[mmeeshal]

I didn't even know that much.

How shocking.

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, I only know that from South Park.

[Talya]

I don't mind at all, I know how bad my typing is, lol

[Toy and Minion]

It happens to us all.  It's just that yours tends to be so...colorful.

[Toy and Minion]

I forgot about this one.  Yep.

[mmeeshal]

So SAY something.

[Toy and Minion]

I did.  What?  You couldn't hear me?  I didn't think so.

[mmeeshal]

No, you're too far away, like 3 feet or something.

[Toy and Minion]

At least.

 

Yeah, at least.

[mmeeshal]

I think my hearing's all screwy.

 

I can see two of you.

[Toy and Minion]

I can think three of you and not be terrified.  It's that late.

[mmeeshal]

Wow, it must be that late.

 

If I thought there was more than one of me, I'd hide under my bed in fear.

 

 

Well, not under my bed.  There's not enough room because of my storage bins.

[Toy and Minion]

Plus all the dust bunnies that you torture every night.

[mmeeshal]

Hey now, mister, they DESERVE it.  They really do.

 

They're pure evil.  Why else would they live in the dark under my bed?

[Toy and Minion]

To hide from you, of course.

[mmeeshal]

:'(

 

This is a cyclical miscommunication and self-fulfilling prophecy...

[Toy and Minion]

Too many big words.  Let's just call it, Hot Pocket.

[mmeeshal]

What's IN the Hot Pocket of Doom?

[Toy and Minion]

Doom, obviously.

[mmeeshal]

Hm, that seems too obvious to be real.

 

Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?

[Toy and Minion]

You're the one who named it the Hot Pocket of Doom.

[mmeeshal]

When I said "of" I meant "from."

 

You know, like "de" in spanish means "of." But it equates "from," basically.  Soy de California.  I'm from California.

 

>.>

 

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