Choose your own adventure, WITH DEMI - Part 3

[Dunbar]

Demi woke up, in the dark, naked (although this wasn't a part of his problems) and alone (this one, a bit more). The darkness was black as night, no darker than even that; it wasn't the kind of darkness that occurs when there's an absence of light, this was something much more compact and massive, a darkness that seemed to suck every photon of light out of the area. Demi felt around, using his sense of touch, the only one available to him, for all it was worth. It appeared he was in a cell, made from some sort of rock, possibly mined in China. The floor was wet in places, and as Demi licked his fingertips for a hint of what it might be, it turned out to be urine. Demi winced. Suddenly, in front of him, he grasped something long and hard. It appeared to be a cucumber, with which Demi didn't know what to do. He decided to put it in his inventory. And then, as he felt across the wall, he came upon a switch, that under further scrutiny, smelled suspiciously like a light switch.

 

Inventory

- Cucumber

- Dead Rat

 

Action decided by the public: Try and make a crude pot, and fill it with urine from the floor

 

Demi, for some reason, refrained from hitting the light switch. Afterall, he didn't know what it'd actually do, what if it was a ruse, a clever trick set up for the sole purpose of punishing whoever were to press it!? Perhaps the light would illuminate horrors beyond belief, atrocities so foul he'd have no choice but to gouge his eyes out afterwards? He decided this must be the case, and instead decided upon collecting the wet smear on the floor in a makeshift pot he'd just formed from the dead skin on the back of this feet. The pot held fast, and filled swiftly, as Demi himself made a generous contribution to the raunchy mix. As the pot neared fullness, Demi once more set about the room, trying to figure out what to do with the pot. He was thirsty, but not that thirsty. Suddenly, he felt a small hole in the wall, small enough to perhaps shove or pour something into. Demi wondered what might happen next.

 

Inventory

- Cucumber

- Dead Rat

- Pot of Piss

 

Action decided by the public: Pour the piss down the hole

 

As Demi sat there, he blinked his eyes, and as he opened them it felt almost like a whole week had gone by, even though he knew only a fraction of a moment had passed. A strange sensation, he had to admit, and he shook it off and set his mind, once more, to the task at hand. The hole was quite circular, and very inviting to do something to. As Demi went over his inventory in his head, he came to the decision that a pot of urine isn't really something one ought to carry around, although the pot might be useful later. And the hole did seem awful dry. So he decided to pour the freshly collected urine down the hole. As he did, he could hear the precious drops make their way downwards, with a glug and a plunk, and then, quite suddenly, a grinding of gears, weights and counterweights being shifted, some strange mechanism set in motion by the very action of pouring the urine (or indeed, one would imagine, any other liquid!) down the hole had engaged. Demi listened in amazement as the clunking traveled first from the hole, and then along the wall until finally it reached the door, which swung open without a sound. Demi started, cautiously, towards the door. As he exited his cell, the light blinded him, and after a moment of befuddlement he regained his senses. Straight ahead of him, a corridor stretched into the darkness, a faint light marking what was possibly a door at the far end of it. To his left, a set of stairs led up towards a blinding light, and to his right a flight of stairs from which a most foul smell emanated. Uncertain of where to go, Demi paused.

 

Inventory

- Cucumber

- Dead Rat

- Empty Pot

 

What does Demi do!?

 

Vote now, and the adventure continues!

[Canukistani]

FOUL SMELL!!!  FOUL SMELL!!

[Dunbar]

You just want me to die, don't you

[eclipse0]

No, he expects you to die!

[Canukistani]

he?  did eclipse0 just call me 'he'?

[eclipse0]

I did not!

 

 

Oh wait, I guess I did...

 

 

 

Whoops, no worries though, I know you don't have a penis.

[Canukistani]

>.>

 

what makes you so sure?

[Toy and Minion]

We have the pics.

[eclipse0]

I have it good authority that you sold your penis to da debil...

[Canukistani]

yeah, got a good price too

[eclipse0]

I hope you didn't spend it all in one place...

 

I would buy like alot of bubble gum if I could sell mine!