Kathana!

[Az]

I bask in your radiance and sing praises to your name!  Why won't you love me. :( 

[JenniferL]

Az, we're both married. To other people.

[Wayward_fool]

But you can still love me right? Or is my humping your leg no longer allowed? *sulks*

[Az]

I think it's allowed.  :o

[Desiree]

Boopsy is humping teh Mumzies leg?! :o

 

and humping people's legs is my line, Boopsy! oh alright, don't give me that puppy pout. You know I can't resist it. go ahead and use it :P

 

and Az, you worry me. *noddity*

[Muirenn]

But don't all pandas look the same anyway?

[JenniferL]

This is pretty much the most half assess attempt at wooing me I've ever witnessed.

[Az]

So does that mean you're wooed?  It has got to be half an ass better than what Seg or Joe can do. :D

[Desiree]

rofl! *tosses Az a cookie* :P

[JenniferL]

Considering that Joe hasn't tried to woo me in...oh, years. Yes you're beating him.  But inertia is a powerful, powerful thing.

 

Also, you have to beat Segurant at the wooing game. He's pretty good at it.

[Az]

That may be, but does he have these?????

 

 

[JenniferL]

I'm tempted to give in, just for the cookies. But then I'm not playing hard to get anymore. I need at least a full year of you singing my praises before I'll seriously consider your offer.

[Az]

How can you resist those cute little panda faces that you can bite off at your whim?  You're one tough cookie.

[JenniferL]

If I was easy, you wouldn't value me.

[Az]

Sure I would.  Sam didn't have to play hard to get with Frodo.  Madonna didn't have to play hard to get with the Yankees.  Aviendha played hard to get and she ended up in the snow without her shoes.  You'd be valued.

[JenniferL]

So does my value go up or down now that I'm retiring?

[Az]

Is the right answer no?  ???

[JenniferL]

The right answer is to tell me I'm pretty and these pants don't make me look fat.

[Tigara]

You're pretty and those pants don't make you look fat. :) :P

[Az]

Baby got back.

[JenniferL]

If you seranade me like this, I might be willing to consider considering your offer.

 

[Az]

Sorry, I think this is about as good as I can do.

 

 

Best I can do

[Zashara]

hahahahaha ... az-dadday <3

 

You two are so adorable!

[JenniferL]

True story. Once, I sat Jimmy down and told him we needed to have a serious discussion about our marriage. I made him put the video games away and everything. And then I sang that song for him.

[Zashara]

And Jimmy's reaction was ....?