Some will love this, others will hate me for it, I'm sure.

[elmindreda]

chocolate is not always the answer hugs are the best they make every girl feel special unless shes really angry and if you get into huging range shell slap you

 

then i recomend flowers

 

i find flowers always cheer you up though chocolate just makes you feel fat after you ate it and then you feel bad again

lol

[the dude]

chocolate is not always the answer hugs are the best they make every girl feel special unless shes really angry and if you get into huging range shell slap you

 

then i recomend flowers

 

i find flowers always cheer you up though chocolate just makes you feel fat after you ate it and then you feel bad again

lol

 

thank you min for completely backing up my point. 8)

[elmindreda]

hahaha thats ok i hope you use it

 

any girl will love you for it

[the dude]

much obliged.

 

hey, for your sig quote, i have a response:

 

"if a man say something in the woods, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[elmindreda]

i only used the quote because its the only thing i could find lo0l

 

i think that guys are so much betta to get along with actully

 

but they can be a little insensative sometimes

 

and they can be pervs

[the dude]

and they can be pervs

 

we can? awesome! thanks min! *runs off to go do perverted things*

[elmindreda]

its not something you should do.

 

im saying its something boys do i think its disgusting when they do

[the dude]

oooooooooh..... i kinda wish i'd gotten that. now i'm up on charges for exposing myself to some squirrels...

[elmindreda]

hahaha you have to watch out for those squirels their ruthless

[the dude]

bunch o' no-good snitches is what they are...

[elmindreda]

Yea you go beat them up for all the trouble u cause or put them in a bout in the middle of a pond lol

 

But then again they may beat you up first

[the dude]

i'm not that short. 8)

[elmindreda]

i didnt say anything about being short

 

but those squirells are toughies

 

here they come now

 

*points to the door*

[the dude]

they don't look so tough to me. *brandishes flamethrower*

 

you hungry, min?

[elmindreda]

im a cvegeterian

 

* :cry: sobs over the death of poor inocent squirells :cry: *

[the dude]

hey. that had it comin'. they ratted, er, squirreled, er, um, argh.... THEY TATTLED ON THE WRONG GUY!!!

[elmindreda]

the poor squirels

 

:cry: WAAAAAAA :cry:

[the dude]

no, the poor dude. man, they're trying to get me put into rodent prison here, min. like, yeah, okay, they're animals. sure. i get that, but i ain't goin' to some miniature prison because some little weasel's cousin got wang envy. hell no. so, just step back a bit please, i've got something to attend to. 8)

[elmindreda]

cant we all agree on somthing here

[the dude]

we can agree that snitches are not cool, right?

[elmindreda]

yea we can how bout i talk e squirells for you

[the dude]

okay. i guess. but my flamethrower is RIGHT HERE, so if they get outta line... *glares balefully at the little nutpickers*

[elmindreda]

*talks at length with squirells*

 

They say they will leave you alone if they can have your nuts if not they will eat both me and you

 

im scared

[the dude]

so, they want to eat my nuts, or else they'll eat the rest of me as well? see, those terms don't really work for me. nope. why don't you let me and ol' Burnie talk to them? i'm sure we can come to an agreement. no squirrels are eating anyone's nuts, or anything else.

[elmindreda]

theyll eat us both if you dont do something in 5...4...3...2...

 

clings to cool dude