All your butts are belong to me!

[GrandpaG]

* bends over and moons the Red person above *

* points to branded tattoo *

My butt belongs to reyler.

* sighs *

[loki redfern]

oomd wot movie

ok so yea it might be crap and it might not get made..but they're like in actual seriousness

[reyler]

Yeah, they're probably full of crap. Red Eagle needs more diuretics.

[loki redfern]

my favorite part is were werthead said, 'yeh but noone in there right mind would pay to go see Crossroads of twilight:the movie'

 

ok maybe in context it woks a bit better

[reyler]

Crossroads of Twilight isn't substantial enough to make a movie out of - starting with Lord of Chaos, the books have ceased to be individual novels making a greater overall story, they're just installments with an abrupt climax tacked on.

 

Hm, abrupt climax...  :-[

[loki redfern]

i thought that didnt happen in your line of  er um .. you know, the yellow thing with bobbles on

[reyler]

Um. Winter hats?  :-\

[Toy and Minion]

galoshes?

[reyler]

Only for those of you without webbed feet.

[Toy and Minion]

Who doesn't have webbed feet?  It's all the rage these days.

[reyler]

You know, I haven't watched Howl's Moving Castle in the longest time. Maybe I should.

[Toy and Minion]

You go do that, but remember, vengeance shall come tenfold.

[reyler]

That's okay, I could use the death.

[Toy and Minion]

"Rebecca, I'm a man.  A man like any other with dreams and emotions.  And that's why I'll never put a foreign object up my a$$."

[loki redfern]

you know there are some that would disagree rather vehelmently bout that

[reyler]

If The Sidney Poitier does not wish to be violated from behind, then who are you to question him?

[bad company]

I think he is ferny

[Korin Caylin]

*respawns* Let me tell you... It's hell going into Reyler's closet.

 

And I agree, no objects in that region.

[GrandpaG]

Just wait til you hit 50...NO region is out of bounds to the medical people!!!  :o

 

Bend over and say, "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[loki redfern]

dude its not at 50, tho i have heard whatever it is they do refered to  as "the most ridiculous gay sex ever"

[reyler]

I'm not familiar enough with the chronology of Least I could Do to find the strip where Rayne visits the gay proctologist in less than five minutes, but imagine that I am linking it here anyway.

[Toy and Minion]

You should be.

[reyler]

You should farm potatoes.

[Toy and Minion]

How'd you know where I came from?

[loki redfern]

the brand on your donkey