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A WHEEL OF TIME COMMUNITY

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* uses Air to stack some nearby twigs into the shape of a teepee *

* uses Fire to get them burning *

* watches the hypnotic motion of the flames *

* nods off to dream peacefully about hot dogs and marshmallows *

* smiles in his sleep *

:)

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* hears wifey saying "in your dreams!" *

* smiles at all of the stuff that is no longer on his diet in that "other" world *

* quickly gobbles a couple more chili dogs and some chips *

* sucks down a giant mug of ale *

* lights up some Two Rivers tabac...inhales deeply and enjoys the moment *

AAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhh.

* wakes up coughing with a horrible pain his chest *

CRAP!!!  :o

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*shoves Gwampy into the fire*

 

And as far as evading the situation, how about I point out that me being on the couch was something badfart made up?

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    *Seeing Gramps with chest exposed* Huh, a gramps, I'm very brave and all, but I can't go there... you know against religion, kinda nasty, hope you come out ok. I'll make a better attempt next time. *exits stage right quickly* :)

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UUUUuuhhhmmm....

Say...

83...

Uuuuhhmmm...

 

* wonders how to put this gently *

 

Have you...

Uuuhmm...

Been watching old reruns of...

The Addams Family?

:o

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5

 

4

 

3

 

2

 

1

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

*looks at his splattered head through seperate eyes on opposite sides of the room*

 

Oh my. My mouth is so far from my face. What to do now?

AH HA!*uses his toungue to scoot to his eyes*

I can see myself without a mirror :D

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Thats beerholder actually mcs, and its gonna take a lot more beer than I just drank to make you pretty. *eyes the six storeye pyramid of beer cases full of empties behind him*

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