All your butts are belong to me!

[GrandpaG]

* climbs to the highest peak of the Emerald City, opens his Court Bard cloak forming a bat wing, and takes a mighty leap *

* soars on the updrafts *

* erases the "Surrender Dorothy" message "

8)

[mcs0083]

*claps*

Now you just got to kill the bit-I mean witch. :D

[Dread Lord McFufu]

*claps*

Now you just got to kill the bit-I mean witch. :D

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo don't kill reyler! she must stay alive and continue to amuse me

[reyler]

And by emeralds I mean gonads.

[Barmacral]

Keeping a tight grip on the family jewels?

[reyler]

Nah, I just pulverize them when necessary. As the thread title might indicate, I prefer the rears.

[Zylazlo-]

Interestingly though... jewels have value... the rear just makes SH!T

[42Bonzo88]

    MMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN RRRRRIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!! Using the whole fist, Doc?

[mcs0083]

LOL

 

And I didnt mean kill reyler McFufu.

I meant the thing that is the arch enemy of the emerald jewels.

The ruby jewels of the womb!

[GrandpaG]

* takes a hot shower with plenty of lather *

Nope.

* soaks in a hot tub with bubble bath, baking soda, and hydrogen peroxide *

Nope.

* goes out and rolls in the snow *

Nope.

* takes a quick dip in the river *

Nope.

* just can't seem to shake that "soiled" feeling *

::)

:(

>:(

* remembers this is Fiddlesticks *

That's better.

;D

[mcs0083]

lol nice one gwamps

 

And while I'm here.........REYLER. ON BEHALF OF THE REVOLUTION I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE PROHIBITED ADMITTANCE INTO THE BC TREAD. IT ALSO MEANS BOYS CLUB. SO NO GIRLS ALLOWED! ;D

[reyler]

Reverse psychology only works on stupid people.

[mcs0083]

That wasn't reverse psychology.

It was an ultimatum you dumb girl.

We don't want you in there.

[42Bonzo88]

    Don't worry mcs0083, reyler has at least 3 or more threads specifically dedicated to her alone. She is way too busy to look at another thread. Let's keep her thinking it's all about her.

[bad company]

Isn't it!? ;)

[GrandpaG]

UUUUUHHHMMMMMM...

Guys...

Before we get in too deep...

You might find it prudent...

To check out my latest post...

"You know where".

* nods *

[reyler]

The irony here is that you guys have spent half the thread that's supposed to be about badfart talking about me instead.

 

And Gwampy, you're on probation now.

[Barmacral]

Mod Voice:

 

Do mind some civility please. Some of you are borderline too rude.

[Zylazlo-]

(Awkward Silence)

[mcs0083]

Nah. Your just full of yourself reyler.

 

[Barmacral]

Well duh, in case you hadn't noticed, thats a pretty common trend across DM.

[mcs0083]

Well in that case I'm the sexiest thing to evr touch a key board while logged on to DM.

[GrandpaG]

* uses 83's sword to slice off a cheek of Gwampy butt *

* offers it to rey in hopes of regaining his good standing *

If you don't need it for anything, I'd like it back, please.

Helps me maintain my balance while sitting and thinking.

:D

[mcs0083]

Ewww

Now I have to sanatize my sword.

And reyler can really be swayed by a peice of ass?

LOL

[Barmacral]

This is getting disturbing on so many levels.