All your butts are belong to me!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

lol, no, unless you've read the series a hundred times, you have no chance.

[reyler]

Urgh I can't stand that show

[GrandpaG]

My wife's niece used to look like Laura... then they both grew up... now they're old.

[reyler]

Also, your head inexplicably resembles that of a golf club.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Urgh I can't stand that show

 

I said book not show

[reyler]

I haven't read the book since I was like five so I don't have any coherent memories of it and also you actually said massospondylus so don't you look silly now

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

books. series of books.

 

and that was the autocorrect if it happened but the short term memory fails.

[bad company]

Yeah not really my sort of books

[reyler]

Ah, but only one of them was actually titled Little House on the Prarie, so my statement goes unrefuted!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it was one of the best in the series, but i love them all

[reyler]

I had the whole thing in a box set when I was a kid but I don't think I ever read any of them.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i keep rebuying that set i wear them out reading them.

[reyler]

... Those are some pretty poor-quality books. My copy of The Phantom Tollbooth is about 25 years old and has survived I don't know how many readings and is still in good condition.

[bad company]

Then how can you know the quality of the books based off a reading scale if you can't recall the number on the scale to quantify the legitimacy of said scale

[Ireond]

That post has more scales than a musical fish.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

pulp is pulp. it doesn't change the words on the page.

[bad company]

But can be used to make half decent bricks

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

not without straw

[reyler]

That was referring to the physical construction of the book, you Oztrlyan fartcloud, not the content.

 

Pay him no heed, it be not a true currency.

[bad company]

My statement did not necessitate that it refers to the previous post, I could be presenting a tangent

[Ireond]

Tangents? I love those little citrus fruits.

[bad company]

They don't love you

[reyler]

No, tanager, like the bird and the software company.

[GrandpaG]

They're easier to peel than an orange but bitter... and they have seeds... and smaller bites.

[reyler]

Also they have that whole sentience thing going on.