All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

What about topical creams?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i was this close to going there and i thought dermatitis, nah.

[reyler]

Topic of Cancer? Topic of Capricorn?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and i actually considered that as well... but that's about it.

[reyler]

Penthouse letters page?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i haven't thought of those in many years. are they on the internet? nvm, i'll look it up later.

[reyler]

I don't know, it's not actually relevant; I was just talking about dirty things in general.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

google knew. nice. free so far. they're a bit soft. still, nostalgia.

[reyler]

And just think that there was ponce a time in your life, as there is for most people, where you thought that was some pretty dirty stuff. Of course, the Marquis de Sade, and eventually the internet, knew better.

[Songstress]

And just think that there was ponce a time in your life, as there is for most people, where you thought that was some pretty dirty stuff. Of course, the Marquis de Sade, and eventually the internet, knew better.

 

See: Rule 34.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there was not a very long time in my life where i thought that. should have been an awful lot longer. not sure it ever seemed particularly dirty compared to...

 

well.

[reyler]

What's so dirty about wells? I mean okay yeah you can infer some imagery if you like but it's not very explicit.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok. we'll move on to wells.

[Songstress]

That's a deep subject.

[reyler]

Oh god did Ireond send you or something *de-puns you*

[Songstress]

If de-punning is anything like declawing, I decline, thank you very much.

[reyler]

Oh.

 

Okay then.

 

*forces you facefirst through the meat grinder*

[Songstress]

Ow. My sinuses.

[reyler]

Doesn't clear them out so much as mix whatever was in them into the fleshy pulp that used to be you.

[Songstress]

Sounds sticky!

[reyler]

That would be badcrumb's doing. He... gets excited.

[GrandpaG]

I know.

It's only Wednesday.

I'm actually car shopping.

Just couldn't resist a few moments of self indulgence.

 

 

HI!!!

 

BYE!!!

[reyler]

Due to age, Gwampy's, er, "self-indulgences" can only last a few moments.

 

At least, we let him pretend it's due to age, as long as he doesn't self-indulge where we can see.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

..... that's not how age works with self indulgence.

 

the undiscovered country is really undiscovered, isn't it?

[reyler]

Yes, I know, it's more along the lines of the whole system ceasing to function; my boss complains about it often enough. Of course he's so ugly that I have difficulty believing it was ever in public service in the first place.