All your butts are belong to me!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

who's they?

[reyler]

THEY

 

[bad company]

Run it's the cops

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

good thing we fired them all. you run, i'll just call 911 and wait a few hours.

[bad company]

*leaves some donuts out for when they get there*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*calls the neighbors wih the shotguns, knowing they'll never show*

[bad company]

The neighbours or the police

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the police would never show. the neighbors would show without being called. they usually do. one of them's shoveling my snow right now.

[bad company]

Fixing up what they had done, those snow vandals

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there should not be snow to vadnalize yet. but there is. alot. one of them usually builds a little snowman at the top of the stairs. he has too much energy and time on his hands. retired policeman.

[bad company]

Does it have a policeman cap on it?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

just the traditonal twigs and button eyes. no carrot.

[bad company]

Must have been eaten by the Antelope down the road, the one that is always smoking that crazy pipe.

[GrandpaG]

Noreaster, eh?

 

I heard the east coast got some snow and power outages.

 

No snow here...yet!

 

Won't be long.

 

Need it for opening day of deer season.

 

Or should I say rifle season.

 

Teen hunts.

 

Bow and arrow season.

 

By the time rifle season gets here the dumb deer are dead and the smart ones are already hiding.

 

Add in the snow and cold weather and it all adds up to staying home to watch TV.

 

Some schmuck will share his $2,000 / pound venison.

 

Think about it...it's EXPENSIVE meat!

 

Gun. Bullets. Blaze orange hunting outfit. License. Hunting property. Taxes on hunting property. Hours of work missed. Special hunting socks. Waterproof warm boots. Beer for deer camp. Food for deer camp. Outdoors potty with TP for deer camp. Getting the head mounted. A truck so you fit in with the guys (4 wheel drive of course so you can get back to your heated deer blind). Hanging out with Ted Nugent...priceless!

 

Hey.

 

A guy has to do SOMETHING for enjoyment!

 

How did I get started on all of this?

 

Oh, yeah...snow.

[reyler]

ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN

[bad company]

With contextually correct weather effects?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's why we skip the carrot.

 

and our deer are much cheaper. you just stand there looking cute and when something moves you shoot.

 

100 imaginary points for name that tune.

[reyler]

There are plenty of Google image results for the relevant Calvin and Hobbes comic, and there are several results that are, um... not.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i've been more fully utilizing the internet and google images lately. i'm much better at getting the not ones now.

[reyler]

Some of the sculptures I ran across give new meaning to the term "snowjob".

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

some of the videos i came across didn't.

[bad company]

I think we all know of the mixed bag that is google

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i learn new things there every day.

[bad company]

Not all can be unlearnt

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

nonsense. i lose information every day.