my physics teacher rocks

[Desiree]

He made a deal with us last time about our tests since everyone had done badly on their last test. He said he would take the higher of the two grades and double it for that test and our next one (that we took last Tuesday). Well, people did even worse on this test! I was perfectly happy with my 85 from last time, but this time I had a 60.

 

turns out he had thought he made a different deal. He thought he had said that if this grade was better he would take it and double it, not use the better of the two. So we argued all class and he realized he had been mistaken finally. So he offered a curve. Someone joked aorund and said for him to have a 25 point curve so she would at least have a 70. He asked what the highest test score was and found out it was a 65.

 

"Then I'll give a curve based off of that grade." He took a few seconds to do some math in his hed to figure a curve. tHen he said, "I'll give everyone a 35-point curve. No joke."

 

:o :o :o :o :o

 

so my 60 went up to a 95 and that's the grade that's gonne be doubled for report cards 8)

 

you rock, Mr. Elliot!

[Blig Blog]

*goes off to take Mr. Elliot and have him teach at the blig's school*

 

HA

[Fwriter]

*goes off to take Mr. Elliot and have him teach at the blig's school*

 

HA

 

Please do, all the teachers at our school are idiots...

[Desiree]

no! *slides through the shadows to take Mr. Elliot back with her*

 

MY physics teacher!

 

*twaps*

 

*eats Blog whole to prevent it again*

 

>.>

<.<

 

grrr! my teacher! it's the only way I get good grades! XD

[Blig Blog]

*eats Poledra's soul and takes the teacher back*

 

Ha ;D

[Desiree]

I'm sorry, but I have no soul to eat *weg* I sold it a long time ago in a bum deal... ran the mutha down to get it back once I realized, but he had already sold it to the Dark One since he was too chicken to sell his own. Thus my existence here *nods*

[Blig Blog]

*eats her face instead*

 

*keeps the teacher for self to go to college*

 

;D

[Desiree]

*has stolen her teacher's brain when Blog wasn't looking to cheat on any tests the sub might come up with*

 

HA!

[Blig Blog]

I already uploaded all of the info. in the brain into a hidden chip...

 

Then i erased the brain...so...HA

[Jehaine]

Wow, nice!

 

I had a great physics teacher back when i was in school as well. He really loved talking about physics, and we'd often keep him talking about something totally unrelated to our actual homework that the bell at the end of the lesson would ring before he could even give us homework.

 

He was cool though, let us learn tests or do homework in class too (so we didn't have to do it at home) ^_^

[Desiree]

haha, we do that all the time. we have a girl in our class who is like 4'9" and we make fun of her for being short all the time and make it related to the lesson. I'll always remember the day I got pulled along onthe skateboard when we went over momentum and Newtons ;D

 

hmm... then I shall take it for later experimentation in my secretlab *nods* to see if I can get it ticking again.

 

*gazes at Blog with the Myrdraal Glare until the location of the chip is revealed*

[Blig Blog]

*eyes closed* you could not find the chip if you....*opens eyes to see the stare*

 

 

ummmmm  crap......*muscles locking up from fear*

 

IT'S IN A BAG NEAR THAT TREE OVER THERE

 

*goes to hide the real chip*

[Desiree]

*stealthily follows Blog in the shadows until he finds the chip*

[Blig Blog]

*sees following person go's a different path*looks at another fake chip*goes to sleep with Poledra thinking she has the right chip*

 

;D

[Desiree]

*tests the chip*

 

ARGH!!!!!

 

*sends a horde of Trollocs with her Myrdraal powers to recover the chip and do with Blog as they see fit*

[Jelly]

*watches in interest*

[Dunbar]

*sleeps*

[Blig Blog]

*runs away from the Trollocs with the chip in hand*

 

 

[Desiree]

HAHAHAHAAAA! Pitiful mortal! You can't outrun my pets!

[Blig Blog]

*trips and falls*the chip goes in front of Poledra then* half eaten by trollocs*

[Jelly]

*hands Poledra a plate of chips*..

[Blig Blog]

*kills Jelly with a donut*

 

;D

[Desiree]

*laughs* I think I'm gonna call Jelly "Donut" from now on

[Jelly]

*grumbles*

What's wrong with Jelly? :D

*Doesn't understand having a nickname longer than the original name*

[Dunbar]

Jelly tastes good