*eats something*

[Roka]

still waiting for Gorakh to come back from vacation so he can give me access to our old boards, until then... *eats the Dark One*

[Mightelove]

:shock:

 

Did you at least use sauce?

[Roka]

you don't need that with the current Dark One... if it were Mat, then I'd need lots, but it's not Mat, so, no extra sauce necesarry :P

[Mightelove]

True enough. He is a tough, stringly lil fellow.

[Roka]

I never encountered a person enough of swimming in boiling hot water wouldn't do for...

 

 

Roka

comforting Mighte Roka style

[Guest TheDemigod]

*swims in fudge*

[Mightelove]

Yes, but getting Mat INTO water is the problem.

 

I have to hogtie him and throw him in the shower to get him to bathe. Since I insist on a shower every other day at least, it's getting to be quite a chore. :evil:

[Twitchy]

Its much easier to just knock him out and THEN hogtie him. Dont ask how i know this....

And to get him up from the knockout, just put the water on freezing for about 2 minutes, then to boiling for 30 seconds....

[Guest TheDemigod]

he'll love it for sure

[Mightelove]

I'm not so sure about that...

[Guest TheDemigod]

well... just do it >> <<

[Mightelove]

You first

[cosmicpanda]

look Mighte, just shackle him to the wall and spray him with a high pressure fire hose.

[Guest TheDemigod]

lol :P

 

make sure to shackle him thoroughly though!

[Mightelove]

I want him clean, not skinned alive.

 

I do have uses for him, you know!

 

:evil:

[Guest TheDemigod]

like heavy lifting?

[Mightelove]

Well, amongst other things, yes.

[Guest TheDemigod]

Intriguing