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Jelly

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I'm going to change Jelly's thing to a woman, and answer that.

 

 

A perfect big-haired blonde.  She must be a beautician and she must be named Arlene, Karlene, or Darlene.  She must have a bust measurement exactly half that of her IQ and she must have seen Elvis sometime since his death.  Have you seen her?

 

 

 

^---- Above is taken from Bloodsucking Fiends, by Christopher Moore.

*Nods*

 

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Guest MoonLily

Something sticky.

 

 

Caramel, peanutbutter, chocolate creme, mint creme....

 

Doesn't matter as long as it's gooey AND tasty.

 

None of that nasty raspberry pink crud in my chocolate, thanks mum.

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Yes. You'll want to do that; we're a happy bunch here, aren't we?

*Waits for response; only hears silence*

Well.

*Starts singing*

The hillllls are alive, with the sound of music!  :)

*Plays with some kittens; then skips off sprinkling lovely flowers everywhere, leaving a flowery fragrance everywhere she goes. Proceeds to hug everyone, and, of course, ward of those bad, bad spirits*

*Prances off*  ;D

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