I/we are here

[jasonr]

Ok everybody, this is a delayed little arrival notice, seeing as I have been "here" for a while... Anyway, I am here, and so is my twinny, Faile. We are twin characters, one named Dorian and one named Danian. Ok, just wanted to say WE ARE HERE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE WILL OWN YOU WITH OUR SWORDS OF ICE AND FIRE MWHAHAHA!!!!! Bob, shut up, sorry everybody, he gets a little over-exentric at times... did I mention that I have a split personality?

 

No we don't!

 

Bob, I told you to GO AWAY.

 

You don't tell me what to do.

 

YES I DO, I CONTROLL OUR BODY.

 

I control the right arm!

 

*is hit countless times by right arm* owch!

 

...errr... so... anyway... we are here... and in a very... interesting... way... :D

[jasonr]

*casts an angry glare around the WY* You are supposed to post peoples, I don't talk to myself... well, yes I do, but that is beside the point. :D

[Eben]

I don't suffer from insanity

I enjoy every minute of it

[jasonr]

I have heard that one... I used to have a handle on life, it broke

 

Have you ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?

 

It's only a game when you are winning.

 

Hangovers are the wrath of grapes.

 

I could go on and on with these. :D

[Eben]

those are great

my sister has a plaque on her wall that says " I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

and I just love it, when she moves out, I am going to put it on my wall

eek, I just got dissed on my Rien Lach bio...the cc'er is clever...

[TaeaDawn]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

 

The face is familiar, but I can't remember my name.

 

:P I have a collection of quotes on a board at work, from book quotes to movies to stupid sayings like that one that i've collected over the internet over the years :P Don't ask me why.. but I have it. This is my all time favorite. I had it on my answering machine in college.

 

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

 

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,and 6

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen and a little voice will tell you want to do.

If you are delusional and occassionally hallucinate, please be advised that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite your ear off.

Thank you and have a nice day.

 

Oh.. and welcome to the gang! Make yourselves at home :P

[jasonr]

my gf and I broke up because of religious reasons... she thought that she was god and I didn't

 

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

 

Some people are only alive becuase it's illegal to kill them

 

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive

 

You're just jelous because the voices only talk to me

 

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

 

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

 

Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes

 

God must love stupid people, he made so many

 

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

 

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps

 

Being over the hill is much better than being under it

 

procrastinate now!

 

Wrincled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

 

I have a digree in liberal arts: do you want fries with that?

 

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance!

 

more later

[Eben]

gosh!

where did you get all those!

the store my sis bought the plaque from had a ton of signs with stuff like that...I think it was at the coast here in Oregon, in florence

I am trying to figure out what to do now that I have been assigned a mentor......the Warders rock

[jasonr]

heh, I got them from a e-mail I got two years ago (that I still have). Here are the rest.

 

Stupidity is not a handycap; park elsewhere!

 

They call it PMS because mad cow disease was taken

 

He who dies with the most toys is none the less dead

 

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up three times the memory

 

Ham and eggs. A days work for a chicken, a lifetime comitment for a pig

 

The trouble with life is that there is no backround music

 

I smile... because I don't know what the heck is going on.

[Lavinya]

hehe nice spam thread....just wanted to congratulate you on your choice of names for your trainee

[Zachary]

I'm not sure why, but I really liked that backround music one.

[jasonr]

hehe, why it has turned into a spam thread, hasn't it... BOB SHUT UP!!!

[Eben]

is it a spam thread?

let me ask the voices in my head if they think so, too

[jasonr]

yes I will double check with bob just to be safe...

 

Well, Jason, it is most oelsee as;ojpsodddasdpo asdjpjl;kj

 

*sits on right hand* BOB, STOP MESSING WITH MY POSTING!!!!!

 

sorry

 

it's ok, I can never stay mad at you for long

 

well anyway, I do think that it has turned into a spam thread

 

thanks for checking bob. :D

[Zachary]

Aaaaa, sit on it!

[jasonr]

it's ok, bob is behaving now, aren't you bob?

 

Yes I am! *very indignantly*

[Eben]

whoooo

that's some awesome stuff there

 

hello?

voices say: hello?

I SAID HELLO FIRST!!

voices say :STOP YELLING

stop yelling at me for yelling at you!!

voices: stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me!!

an so on and so on

[jasonr]

hehe, once I had 2 voices... but then Bob got jelous and beet up the other one. :D

[Guest Faile1987]

*pops in out of midair*

 

Sorry, guys, but Rosa distracted me from posting here....

 

*tries to fend off Clarity´s voice rambling about her having to do her schoolwork, study for her oral tests and goddamn clean her room now*

 

No, let the Lord of Chaos rule, or the Queen when speaking of me.

 

Well, I don´t have to make sense!

 

There´s nothing good except you do it!

You have to be the change you want to see in the world!

Freedom is always the freedom of him who thinks different.

There´s nothing as revolutionary as to recognized and say what is.

 

STOP RAMBLING IN MY HEAD, ROSA!!!

 

Rosa is Rosa Luxemburg, you know and she might be dead, but apparently she found a new home in my mind, inspiring my political madness...and on top of that she really likes Bob...ohoh...

 

*raises her red flag and declares the revolution to begin*

[jasonr]

*grins at his twinny's madness* Didn't know that Rosa liked Bob...

[Eben]

this is extremely amusing.....

we are all mad

voices: no, that's just you

shut up!

[jasonr]

haha

[Guest Faile1987]

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!!

 

SMASH CAPITALISM!!!

 

GLOBALICEMOS LA RESISTENCIA!!!

 

HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!!!

 

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

 

Well, Rosa you´re right but right now I´m too busy in smaching fascism ;) First things first...

[jasonr]

*smiles at his twinny's zeal*

[Death Incarnate]

Invites male channeling friend to speak to the class about being crazy.

 

"Hi everyone my names Drenn and i'm a male channeler. I'm also crazy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

starts shooting fireballs, lightning bolts, earth spikes and crazy looks everywhere.

 

And now for something, completely different...

 

"Master's my Friend!"

"Shut the %&@# up you stupid @%$#&%& $%^@!"

"You're just angry cause nobody likes YOU!"

"Go @&%# your precious you little hobbit loving $%@#!"

"Not listening, not listening..."

 

Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...

 

True Crazy! <-- Click Here