The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

I wasn't consulted regarding what sort of people would be my parents upon coming into the world, why should you get that kind of choice?

[Korin Caylin]

That's different. I entered a binding legal contract with no former knowledge?

[reyler]

You ever actually read the Terms of Usage when installing a program, or do you just mindlessly click "I Agree"?

[Korin Caylin]

I've read about half of it once. Usually click I agree. I figure why not? It's not like I have anything important on a computer. :P

[reyler]

Well you don't have anything important on the back side of your pelvis either, so there should be no problem on ceding authority over it to myself.

[Korin Caylin]

My ability to pass solid waste is based in that region.

[reyler]

That reminds me, you're not allowed to do that anymore.

[Korin Caylin]

What will I do with solid waste then?!

[reyler]

*directs Corn to the South Park episode "Red Hot Catholic Love" for further instructions*

[Korin Caylin]

I've seen that episode but I've never wanted my excrement on my taste receptacles.

[reyler]

*burns them off*

[Korin Caylin]

Well... that takes care of that. But still... never wanted it coming out of my mouth.

[reyler]

Just close your eyes and I'm sure you won't notice a thing.

[Korin Caylin]

Even without taste I will feel the slippery, mushy feel and know what it is.

[reyler]

Well I guess that's just a hang-up you'll have to try and get over, isn't it?

[Korin Caylin]

Unless I rebel against your decree that I can no longer use the primary poop-shooter.

[reyler]

My word is absolute!  >:(

[Korin Caylin]

*puts on the war paint* :D

[reyler]

*it attracts the bees*

[Korin Caylin]

*smears honey on badco to divert the bees*

[reyler]

*they join the flies already drawn to him by his odor*

[Korin Caylin]

*throws dust of broken heart at reyler*

[reyler]

*basks in the glow*

[Korin Caylin]

Do you remember/know what that is from?

[reyler]

Possibly; I can't catalogue all my knowledge.