The Gwampy Thread

[mcs0083]

Teeth......do we really need them?

[Toy and Minion]

Use gasoline.

[reyler]

As mouthwash? This sounds suspicious!

[mcs0083]

No

Being near the fire when you do it is suspicious.

[Toy and Minion]

No, thirteen midgets with thousand island dressing sounds suspicious.

[reyler]

No it doesn't, it sounds like the buffet is open for dinner.

[mcs0083]

I believe that Thousand Island was made by 13 midgets

[Toy and Minion]

...If that's the kind of dinner you want, go ahead.

 

*wanders off*

 

Obviously that one was lost to 'em.

[Daes Daemar King]

I'm lost, and I don't see a map lying conveniently near so... anyone wanna help me out here?

[Roka]

 

Roka?

What sin did he commit?

 

I ate too much beans... and then, there was no toilet anywhere... and it was hot and I was sweaty... and there were no windows... and all the residents of this place were locked up in the same room with me, forced there by barmi, who is a sadistic person by night and a warm, caring person by day (however, as you probably deducted yourself, it was night time). I didn't want to, I tried to resist, and I did resist for countless of seconds, but in the end, after holding it in for almost half a minute, I said, to hell with it, my comfort comes first and let loose the very wet, loud and smelly fart of war.

 

 

That is why, even to this day, Fiddlesticks just haven't been as active as before... It's a sad story really, drama that has yet to see the big screens of hollywood (but they're just not "fartsy" enough for that yet).

 

 

[Roka]

I meant "artsy" not "fartsy", silly of me to make such a typo...

[mcs0083]

How do you know when your being talked about?

It fascinates me and frightens me all at once.

[GrandpaG]

Greetings fart brother...you have been long silent in these parts.  ::)

[mcs0083]

And thu he was gone..... so is life

[GrandpaG]

Catch ya later, Agent 83...Gwampy needs a little time away from the fantasy world...keep raising that post count...it will seem like a major accomplishment when you hit the big 50.  ;)

[mcs0083]

50?!!

Where have you been? :-[

[Toy and Minion]

Gramps, you said you were leaving in at least three threads.

[mcs0083]

He must want to get the point across :-\

[Daes Daemar King]

No doubt.

[reyler]

"I'm leaving" makes up the content of about 65% of Gwampy's posts in Fiddles, for your information.

[Toy and Minion]

I believe that.  I also believe cheese is the flesh of our descendants.

[reyler]

I think (hope) none of us are destined to reproduce.

[Toy and Minion]

I'd like a son, if only to name him.  I don't know what I'd name him, but it wouldn't be Danuk.

[reyler]

Can't you just get a beagle for the same purpose? Or do you specifically need a human life to ruin?

[Toy and Minion]

Was your life really so terrible?