The Gwampy Thread

[mcs0083]

Cramps :-\

[Daes Daemar King]

Spasms.

[Toy and Minion]

*applies the necessary amount of GRAVY!!! >:D*

[reyler]

I deem this gravy to be of insufficient lumpiness thus shall you stir in chunks of ragged bloody flesh (there's a fresh supply in the posts preceding yours) until properly coagulatory.

[Toy and Minion]

Being yellow like a peanut is nothing to be ashamed of, rey.

[reyler]

[Toy and Minion]

Yay!  You found him! :D

 

*is axed*

[reyler]

I aim to please.

 

Actually I aim for the throat, but that pleases me.

[Toy and Minion]

And what pleases the kettle pleases the sharp.  Sharp cheese kicks ass.

[reyler]

I used to love smoked cheddar. Not so much, lately  :-\

[Toy and Minion]

Disagreement with your kidney's again?

[reyler]

No, just my taste buds. They're not very buddylike.

[Toy and Minion]

Budlite pisses me off.

[mcs0083]

I just think it tastes like crap. But then again that's what I think about all beers that are American made. Except Sam Adams.

[Daes Daemar King]

Under age drinking? BUSTED

[mcs0083]

Actually no I have not been. I'm qute the secret keeper.

[Toy and Minion]

Well, I don't drink because

 

1. I see no point in it (spam and fiddlesticks aside)

2. I just don't want to

3. Things should always come in threes.

[mcs0083]

Well I don't do it that much anyway. Mostly just at social events. And I don't see the point in being drunk, so even though I can hold my alcohol quite well I know when to stop.

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, that's what they all say.

[reyler]

Or at least, that's what it sounds like they're saying through all the blood and missing teeth from the bar fight they started.

[Toy and Minion]

The sacrifices I make, reyler!

[reyler]

I'm sure Danya appreciates them! But maybe you should add a little more clove to the next one?

[Toy and Minion]

>_<

 

I'm not even going to reply to that one, rey.

[reyler]

I think, sir, that you have done exactly that!

[Toy and Minion]

Or have I?  Hmm...it surely depends on one's view of a 'reply' in that situation.