The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

Pineapple spam and cheese pancakes.

[mcs0083]

Ah

Those'll go bad fast.

[reyler]

That's why I always make sure to devour him before he spoils.

[mcs0083]

Ah

Nice approach.

[GrandpaG]

The Wagons of the Tuatha'an are sleeping.

CoL is stale.

General Wheel of Time Discussion if full of narrow minded bores.

My queen dislikes my long winded posts in Fiddles.

The orgs are...aaahhhh...ORGS!!!

SG and BT have a few spammers.

Wolfkin pups are fun for a few minutes.

Fake tequilla is tasteless and has no kick.

Vegetarian chili is always good but nobody cooks it like mama.

I could use a nice ice cream bath to lift my spirits.

And an appreciative audience.

* considers juggling his balls *

Been there.

Done that.

Old crap.

Even channeling isn't the thrill it once was.

Am I growing up?  :o

 

 

NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[reyler]

Don't worry Gwampy, you've still got the hallucinatory rollercoaster of senility to look forward to.

[mcs0083]

Ya!

Cheer up Gwamps!

 

[reyler]

Yeah really, your face sags when you frown. I'm afraid one of these days it'll simply slide off.

[GrandpaG]

Grandkids dominated Saturday.

Mom and dad are headed for Florida for the winter (snow birds fly south)...visited them for a while today.  Snowed again today...not much...gloomy outside.

Stress test tomorrow.

Gotta work the holiday Monday (opening day of deer season was Saturday, so Monday is a paid day off for most of the people in the shop...I'm one of the "lucky" ones who gets to work...at least I have a job, I guess).

In early Tuesday and Wednesday to cover for hunters on vacation.

Not in a very spammy mood.

Maybe Thursday?

[mcs0083]

Gwampy doesn't want to spam? :o

[Dread Lord McFufu]

Grampy not spaming, won't that make a tear in the whole time/space continuium thingy? I think we all should be deeply scared

[mcs0083]

Oh.

I'm not scared. I'm just really worried about the stability of fiddles.

[Dread Lord McFufu]

stability? since when in the heck to we have any of that?!?

[mcs0083]

Oh its in a very secret place in a very secure box that all the fiddles mods have a key to, and all the keys are required to open it. It may not be apparent, but it's there.

[Dread Lord McFufu]

ah I think you just confused Fiddlesticks with an episode of the Simpsons, understandable mistake really

[mcs0083]

Impossible sir.

I don't watch the Simpsons, and I never will.

[reyler]

Of more concern to me is the fact that Gwampy works a job that involves firearms. HILARITY ENSUES.

[bad company]

As does a lawsuit

[GrandpaG]

A former michigander who doesn't recognize the importance of opening day of firearm deer season?

November 15th is sacred to anyone who lives north of M-57!

Oh.

Wait.

Southfield.

WAY south of M-57.

That explains it.

Kinda.

Ted Nugent was from down that way and he REALLY gets into killing stuff.

I used to enjoy getting out into the woods.

Then, I got old.

Can't handle the cold.

Never saw any deer.

Now I stay inside under a blanket next to the fire.

(not really, but that's what I get accused of doing)

(won't tell you what names they call me)

Don't know why I bothered writing all of this for reyler...she don't read the long ones.  :'(

 

Sucks to get old.

Damn near flunked the stress test.

Terrible chest and back pains.

Catherization set up for Thursday.

Maybe a stint.

Sucks to get old.

Yes, I know I already said that.  :D

I know.

The alternative is to not get old.

I'd rather stay young until I'm of a ripe old age then die in my sleep.

Smoke when I want.

Drink when I want.

Have sex when I want.

:o

Did I say that?

:o

No such luck.

Gotta support the medical profession.

Sucks to get old.

>:(

 

Yes, girls, us Gwampys do have "that time of the month" when we are hard to be around...don't worry...it'll pass with time!

[reyler]

I was twelve and a half when we moved out of the state. Up until that point my world revolved around television. And hunting never appealed to me anyway.

 

Also, Ted Nugent tortures animals. I just do harm to people. The difference being that people deserve it.

[mcs0083]

Only a certain few. Like Al Gore.

[GrandpaG]

Hi all,

 

This is GrandpaG's son...."DaddyG" I guess.....  He asked if I'd post on here for him.  I hope I'm doing it right. 

 

He ended up needing a triple bypass after they "scoped" his heart and found numerous blockages.  The surgery was yesterday (Friday) and so far, he's come through with flying colors.  We're not sure when he's going to be able to come back home, but the doctors said hopefully before Thanksgiving.

 

I know he spends a lot of time on these forums and I'm sure he feels that you are part of his extended online "family".  Please keep him in your prayers. 

 

It sounds like he'll have plenty of time to post when he gets back home (2 months off work!).  Nice vacation, but I'm sure it's not the kind he was hoping for.

 

I'll keep checking this thread until he gets back home, so if anyone wants to send get well wishes, I'll be sure he gets them.

 

Thanks,

 

DaddyG

[reyler]

Ah, he'll be fine. Nature can't do anything to him that I haven't done already.

[bad company]

Yes virtual death is very imaginative

[mcs0083]

Thanks for the update DaddyG. I'll be sure to keep Gwamps in my thoughts and prayers. Now who wants some cake made from barm's organs to celebrate Gwampy's successful operation ;D