The Gwampy Thread

[bad company]

But have nothing to do with Squirrels sword fighting

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

no. never do. unless they fall in.

[bad company]

But this isn't the woman mud wrestling thread

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it would be more of a mulching process

[reyler]

That's because nobody was ever willing to take me on in that thread!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

not without a handicap. yes, i know, go ahead.

[reyler]

So it was totally the pot in the air and not the beer I drank because I didn't have any beer this past Saturday but there was still hash in the sky and if I hadn't left when I did I probably would have thrown up and I didn't even get a contact high to compensate oh god why can't my body be normal

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the nausea from the secondhand smoke isn't that weird.

 

and you're making me want to do bad things.

 

but i won't.

 

i'll just torment myself with the thought.

[reyler]

It's like, why did I have to get all the crappiest of the genes my mother had to offer?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

statistically improbable but not impossible. i know my mom had worse, but if i could have picked and chosen... would have gone a different way.

[reyler]

At least I missed out on the allergic-to-everythingness she's got going.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is it really allergic to everything or is it a think she's allergic to everything? allergies are... difficult to decipher. without anaphalaxis anyway.

[reyler]

Let's put it this way: the things that don't set off her allergies are generally things that are not commonly encountered.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's probably why you haven't inherited them. not on a gene.

[reyler]

But then, I don't really know that I haven't, because I don't have the same awareness of it; I just don't pay attention. I'm so accustomed to my nasal passages being clogged or constricted that I don't know what it would feel like to breathe like a normal person.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

if you were having true allergic reactions and not just hypersensitivities, you would know it.

[reyler]

You'd think that, but these sorts of things don't have any traction in my thoughts. I ignore my body for the most part.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

usually the best policy.

[loki redfern]

GWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 ... less than three. that's all i have to say for now.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

damn i miss pot.

[loki redfern]

me too. which was your favorite, teracotta or plastic?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

depends on the season. plastic's usually more practical, but we got quite a bit of rain this year.

[loki redfern]

yea.terracota is good in the rain, it soaks it right up and then you can grind it up and snort it down smooth

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i haven't ground up random objects to snort since college.

[loki redfern]

whats classed as a random object and whats a non random object, and who makes this disticntion, and why hasnt he been punched in the face yet (only a man would make such and idiotic distiction)