The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

It must have its ice cream, after all.

[Talmanes]

If you really want to mess with it, give it Rocky Road, it hates that.

[reyler]

*paves over Talmanes, sets up a portable toilet over the spot*

[GrandpaG]

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

 

 

Thanks, Tal...I'll give that a try.

 

Or, as Uno would say, I'll SEE how that goes.

[GrandpaG]

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

 

 

Thanks, Tal...I'll give that a try.

 

Or, as Uno would say, I'll SEE how that goes.

 

 

I think once I get used to it this should work OK. Thanks!

[GrandpaG]

*paves over Talmanes, sets up a portable toilet over the spot*

 

 

* stops in for a little squirt of free hand sanitizer *

* holds his breath *

* gets a squirt and rubs it in *

* closes the door *

* exhales *

[reyler]

*pours cement over the portajohn*

[bad company]

I think gramps did something worse then you rey rey

[GrandpaG]

Now appearing in Revolution One RP!

 

"Bela -- Trojan Style".

 

GrandpaG!

 

Appearing for the first time in a REAL RP!

 

That's right!

 

He's actually interacting with other RP'ers!

 

Or, trying to, anyway.

 

 

This project is OPEN TO SPAMMERS!!!

 

Just enter a description of your silly character and join in!

 

Never been brave enough to RP before? Here's your chance!

 

Nynaeve created this just for people like you who might be RP challenged but like to have fun anyway!

 

No, you lazy cuss, I'm not going to feed you a thread...if you wanna play, check it out!

 

ENJOY!

 

Love,

Gramps

[mcs0083]

Sounds like a rooting tooting time. OH NO! *is now being chased by the giant rooty tooty fresh and fruity from his nightmares*

[GrandpaG]

Spoken like a true frat brother.

[bad company]

What was the hazing ritual?

[reyler]

My guess? Seven Minutes in Heaven with Gwampy. Or Hell, whichever.

[bad company]

You saying you don't like gramps rey rey

[reyler]

Would you want to be stuck in a small, enclosed space with him for any length of time? You know he'll just fill it right up with methane.

[bad company]

I would make friends with the methane, we could have a tea party

[reyler]

You would asphyxiate long before your time was up.

[bad company]

Then gramps would have a funner time then me

[reyler]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind making out with a dead body.

[bad company]

Yeah noone else does when they make out with him

[reyler]

I don't actually know anybody who has had the displeasure.

[bad company]

He would have had to otherwise he wouldn't have offspring

[reyler]

I didn't say there weren't any such unfortunates, I said I didn't know them. Larn too reed.

[GrandpaG]

* dons his "Baron of Butt Bombs" outfit *

* poses proudly *

* channels a little Air to make his fart-brown cape flutter behind him *

* adds a little shot of methane to the mix for the benefit of those standing down wind *

* applause from the crowd is louder than the cheers because of the gas masks muffling the sounds *

* gets a sad look on his face *

 

No.

I don't get much smooching these days.

Damned menopause.

Not me...wifey.

I know.

They have pills for that.

They have pills for everything.

No more pills.

It's more sanitary just to stop smooching.

 

* bows to the audience *

* lets rip with a healthy one *

* lots of noise but not too deadly *

 

Just right.

 

* nods *

[reyler]

*hooks Gwampy up to both ends of the Fart Mask from Jackass 2*