The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

I don't expect he can do a proper Cheever dance, thus: apathy.

[bad company]

Or the morris dance

[GoodGrief]

Or the Dark Morris, which is like regular Morris dancing but creepy, if no less flaily.

[reyler]

Griefy! You're from Oztrlya! Would you help me convince this poor beleaguered youth that such a place doesn't actually exist?

[bad company]

Well I'm sure all maps in America show America and then nothing with the words dragons live here

[reyler]

Actually I think the maps say "here there be Muslims and Mexicans" along with lightning bolts and angry emoticons. Amerika, wotcher gonna do.

[Locke]

Where be these places? *his map has The Shire and Gondor but no America*

[reyler]

Yeah but your map also has Mordor, that's almost as bad.

[bad company]

But in mordor they don't have fast food

[reyler]

They've got orcs, they eat other, they're fast, what more do you need?

[bad company]

Irratable customers complaining

[GrandpaG]

* can feel the "butts" thread overtaking *

 

 

Yup.

Won't be long.

Her majesty's thread will pass this one.

 

 

* considers that each of those lines could have been a single post *

* or each word, for that matter *

* reconsiders *

 

Nope.

What will be will be.

 

* nods *

* accepts the will of the pattern gracefully *

[GrandpaG]

* double posts *

 

Maybe I shouldn't have taken that six months off.

I wonder if Red will show up to save the day?

Probably not.

He's probably a responsible daddy by now.

[Locke]

I'm a responsible pumpkin.

[reyler]

loki was eaten by wildebeests, he's not coming back I don't think.

[Locke]

We could drag him back by the cerebral cortex using a fishhook.

[bad company]

Then the wildebeest will do

[reyler]

I don't think he would feel that, Ick. Plus, how would you get it past his hair?

[GrandpaG]

* sneezes a mighty sneeze *

* watches her majesty's dust speck drift into the far distance on the sneeze breeze *

* wonders if it is still significant way over there almost out of sight *

 

* has to take a minute for some head bobbin' *

* Kid Rock wants to be a cowboy *

 

Nice beat, but he's about as much cowboy as he is rapper or singer.

 

I could use a few of the dollars that he has lying around doing nothing important.

 

I'd add them to my pile of cigarette money that I'll spend on something someday maybe.

 

Maybe I'd share one or two piles with the wife so she could stop telling me how expensive it is getting just to pay our bills and buy gas for her van and beans for my belly.

 

* thinks about beans *

* goes to the opposite side of the dust speck *

* uses bean power to blow it back to where it started *

[reyler]

Kid Rock wants to be Kid Rock but he just hasn't been able to get there.

[GrandpaG]

* Gwampy sings his original blues song *

 

Oh, I wish I was a wine-o.

Just drinking that nasty old wine all day.

Said I wish I was a wine-o.

Emptying another bottle of wine today.

When that wine is all gone it'll wash my blues away.

 

* Kid Rock tries to steal the song but he can't do blues any better than rap *

[GrandpaG]

I used to be able to click on a button to see a list of responses to the threads that I had posted in...is there a way to do that on this board?

[Talmanes]

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

[reyler]

Kick the board, hit it with a hammer, deny it ice cream.

[Talmanes]

Either option works, but one is more likely to succeed all the time.