The Gwampy Thread

[Locke]

Preferably neither.

[reyler]

Meesh is a squirrel. I'm a numbat.

 

Thought yer were a drop bear?

[Anoxanmore]

Apparently she is a squirrel imitation.

[mcs0083]

That is not a squirrel

[Anoxanmore]

IT IS AN IMITATION SQUIRREL :p

[bad company]

You imposter anox

[Anoxanmore]

I don't imitate squirrels.

[GrandpaG]

* cuts hole in the ice pond behind Anox's house palace *

* strips down buck naked *

* runs and jumps into the polar bear hole *

GERONIMO!!!

Crunch.

Crash.

Glub.

* breaks through newly formed layer of ice *

* knocks wind out of the old fellow *

PPLLLUUURRRBBBB!

* bubbles float to the top *

* knocked wind out of both ends *

CCCCOOOOMMMMEEE  OOONNNNN  IIIINNNN  !!!

TTHHHEE  WWAAATTTEEERRRSSSS  FFFFFFFFFIIINNNNEEEE  !!!

* finds a warm spot *

* feels skin tightening *

IIIttt'll  TTtigghhttteeennnn  YYYeeerrr  WWWWrrrinnnkkkllleesss  !!!

 

;D

[Anoxanmore]

*throws a pillow at GG*

[GrandpaG]

I don't know if she's spamming at the moment.  ;D

[Anoxanmore]

LOL, and that is why you are great GG :D

 

*throws a towel at GG's face*

[GrandpaG]

Thanks, love!

* uses towel to wipe mud off from his face *

* heads back for more wrestling *

* looks around *

Where are all of the wrestling girls?  ::)

* looks again *

OOOopppsss.

Wrong thread.  :-[

[Anoxanmore]

Dirty old man :P

[reyler]

*pushes Gwampy back under the ice and waits for it to freeze the opening shut*

[Anoxanmore]

Ahh Reyler is back for lunch :D

[GrandpaG]

* knocks up at the ice shield *

* doesn't dare try to speak under water *

* answers Anox's post using telepathy *

 

 

 

Yes, I am!  ;D

 

 

Or,

Soiled Senior Sitizen!

[Anoxanmore]

*breaks GG out of the ice* *hauls him out of the water*

 

She is a mean and fire spirited girl :D

[GrandpaG]

* spits out a half frozen gold fish *

* watches the poor little guy slowly revive and swim away *

PHEW!

Thought for a minute there that I would be late for work!

Thanks, princess!

;)

* heads off to earn wifey some money to spend on grandkids *

[reyler]

Should have left him down there long enough to use him as a Piltdown Man.

[Anoxanmore]

I'm not fond of men being stiff.

[The WindSiren]

Post count, and spam so I can follow the threads. :D

[Locke]

There is a log made of blasphemy.

[GrandpaG]

Should have saved that post for this thread.  >:(

* kicks *

* mutters *

* employs the "idea" emoticon *

You'll have to imagine it...this board doesn't have one...the old board did.

* rushes off *

* holds up a finger *

I'll be right back.

;)

[GrandpaG]

Post count, and spam so I can follow the threads. :D

 

 

I'm windy myself, siren!  ;D

Does yours sound like a fire truck?

Or an ambulance?

European police car?

Mine sounds like this:

 

 

PPPFFWWWAAARRTTTT!!!

 

 

  ;D

 

Thus, the updated siggy includes my "Baron of Butt Bombs" title bestowed by her majesty queen reyler herself.

* points proudly to his siggy *

  :D

 

 

Select, copy, paste, fix smileys and large type...vvvwwwoooaaaallllaaa!!!

;D

[Anoxanmore]

Windy, is dead :D